Content Warning: Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp contains content that some readers might find disturbing, triggering or uncomfortable. This includes sexually explicit activities, strong language, and hateful language and slurs. Reader discretion is advised.
Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp
June 6th: Back 2.0 Basics
Date: Saturday, June 6, 2015
Time: 10:53
Location: The Flare Residence
After nearly 168 hours, the sitting room of the Flare residence was full of life once again, as the same nine people gathered in attendance. Jade(Maxxie), Maxxie(Jade), Zoe(Shiaka), Shiaka(Zoe), Terra(Caroline), Caroline(Babs), Babs(Terra), Ken(Elly), and Elly(Ken). With their meeting a few minutes away, the nine clustered away to share in some final conversations before they returned to their own bodies.
Maxxie(Jade) and Terra(Caroline) had both changed into their ‘backup clothes’ after having destroyed the majority of Jade and Caroline’s wardrobe. A crime they were currently in the midst of atoning for.
Jade(Maxxie): “…How did you manage to ruin so many clothes in just two loads?”
Terra(Caroline): “By filling it up to the brim?”
Maxxie(Jade): “Yeah, we really loaded that puppy up, then got the settings all screwed up.”
Terra(Caroline): “A-At least they were cleaned…”
Caroline(Babs): “Well, I suppose it isn’t all that bad. I haven’t bought much since 2012, and this will be a good excuse to finally go shopping with you, Sweetie.”
Caroline(Babs) grabbed Jade(Maxxie) as she said that, bringing her closer and wrapping her arm around her. Jade(Maxxie) flinched as she was grabbed, but her expression quickly shifted into that of a smile. Because no matter the body, she could still recognize the embrace of her mother.
Jade(Maxxie): “R-Right, we never got around to doing that. After my transformation, my closet was already full of clothes and I guess I never saw the need…”
Maxxie(Jade): “‘Never saw the need?’ How about impressing your GF by showing off your cute little body. …In fact, maybe I should do the shopping in your place and—”
Caroline(Babs): “Maxxie, I think you’ve spent plenty of time in my daughter’s body.”
Maxxie(Jade) puffed up her cheeks in an exaggerated expression before letting out a terse ‘hmph’ as her offer was promptly rejected.
Terra(Caroline): “Yeah, Sis. Let them have their alone time… and make sure you use the gift cards. We already put them into your purses.”
Jade(Maxxie): “About that, why do you guys just have a box of $100 gift cards lying around? There had to be over $25,000 of cards in there…”
Maxxie(Jade): “Tax avoidance, mostly. …But they also make for good emergency presents and bonuses.”
As their chatting continued, Ken(Elly) and Elly(Ken) continued to be wrapped in a loving trance with one another. Taking one last opportunity to make out and whisper sweet nothings into each other’s ears while getting more than a little handsy with each other. There was an attempt at modesty between the two, but it was clear that they were none too bothered about being seen.
Elly(Ken): “To think it’s almost over…”
Ken(Elly): “Don’t worry, after everything we’ve been through, I’m sure even the banal will feel fresh and interesting. Besides, with this little doohickey, we can add in as much spice as we want.”
Elly(Ken): “Our productivity this summer is going to go down the drain—”
Ken(Elly): “But it’s worth it, so long as I’m with you.”
Elly(Ken): “Oh, Jaanu. Let’s talk about that when things are a bit more normal.”
Ken(Elly): “My, is my beloved husband not as faithful as I thought him to be?”
Elly(Ken): “I know your love for me is absolute, and so is my trust.”
Ken(Elly): “Oh, Mahal Ko, you’re too good for me.”
Elly(Ken): “I’d disagree, but I would never lie to you.”
This lovey dovey display carried on even as Babs(Terra) stared at them, her eyes bloodshot from a poor night’s sleep, and her tolerance for such behavior at an all-time low. She stood up and paced around the room as she waited for the clock to reach 11:00, only for her eyes to land on Zoe(Shiaka) and Shiaka(Zoe). Shiaka(Zoe)’s arm was over her former body’s shoulders, and her chiseled face wore the look of a man at the apex of satisfaction. Meanwhile, Zoe(Shiaka) looked to be relishing in the feeling of being small, cute, and wearing a cream-colored sundress.
They looked like a cute male and female couple… but Babs(Terra) knew what was up, and simply wished to confirm it.
Babs(Terra): “Say, the two of you didn’t happen to… advance your relationship, did you?”
Zoe(Shiaka) looked at her with mild confusion at the question… but Shiaka(Zoe) had no filter with her emotions, and the look on her face, the way she averted her gaze, said it all. The man beside her took notice, and with a sigh, he began to defend her.
Zoe(Shiaka): “Why, of course we grew closer this past week. We were each other after all. It would be difficult for our relationship to not advance to a greater level if we, quite literally, spent a week in each other’s skin. How about you, Babs? Do you feel closer to Terra?”
Babs(Terra) knew what Zoe(Shiaka) was saying… but she still read a bit too much into his words.
Babs(Terra): “…I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. You’re teenagers, and more than that, you’re Maxxie’s friends.”
Shiaka(Zoe): “W-We didn’t plan on it, but after—”
Babs(Terra): “Relax, Shi-Shi. I’m just a bit salty that everybody got some but me…”
As Babs(Terra) let out a mild sigh, she heard the sound of a hand hammering on the front door, and seeing as how she was already standing, she went to answer it. She promptly grabbed the knob, but before she could return, she felt her body freeze and her every sense fade into nothingness. Everybody in the home froze for a fraction of a second, stopping their movements mid-action and going silent mid-sentence. Once this moment passed, they all found themselves looking at different parts of the room and at different angles.
The clock struck 11:00, the seven days had passed, and they were all back in their own bodies.
The shift from one form to another caused momentary whiplash, but as they looked down, moved their hands, and stood up, they realized they were… back to normal. That— almost— everything was as it was when they left their bodies. It felt surreal undergoing such a drastic change in terms of sex, height, or general proportions, but all were felt with a sensation similar to finally returning home after a vacation. A sense of relief, mingled with excitement, and perhaps a pinch of longing that things could have lasted just a little longer.
It was a calming, if slightly bittersweet feeling, but before most others could process this flurry of emotions, one person began to make themselves right at home.
Maxxie: “And Maxxie is back, bay-bee! Woo!”
With her decree, Maxxie began shamelessly feeling up her body, reaching for her boobs and ass while everyone else attempted something similar but far more modest. Terra was no exception, taken aback by just how tiny and… flat her original body was. Yet before she could feel forlorn for the maturity she had lost, there was another knock at the unopened door. She gingerly opened it part way and was met with Verde, Abigale, and Urabe.
Verde: “Yo, Terra. Mind letting us in?”
Terra, still in a state of mild shock, merely nodded as she opened the door all the way, letting the three walk in before her.
Verde entered the sitting room, a smug grin on her face as her wives remained by her sides, and cleared her throat as she began to make some manner of hyperbolic speech, as she loves to do. But before she could utter more than a syllable, she was ambushed by a husband and wife duo who locked her into a vise masquerading as a mere ‘hug.’
Ken: “Words cannot express how much we adore you, Verde!”
Elly: “Everything you did for Terra, and Jade, and now this? I’d say you’re the best thing that ever happened to us, but… you’re probably the fifth.“
Verde: “A-Alright guys, I g-get it. I’m a-awesome and I know it. But e-even though I’m a God, I s-still need to breathe.”
Ken laughed at her gasped speech, freed her from his bear-like embrace, and gave her a firm pat on the back.
Verde: “Now that I can finally get some air inside me, I have some exciting news for you all.”
Maxxie: “You upgraded the VD 2.0 to the VD 3.0 already?”
Verde: “No, ya dumb pea. That would be stupid.”
Abigale: “We would like to announce that we’ve rented a home in Oransen. One about a ten-minute walk from here.”
Urabe: “Meaning that you’re going to be seeing a lot of us this summer.”
Jade: “W-Wait, so you’re not just going to leave us be and monitor us?”
Verde: “For the record Jade, I wasn’t actually watching you. I’m not omnipotent, I just have a… basically an activity log mixed with a DVR, mixed with a robot security camera that triggers alarms if shit goes bad. If I wanna check anything that happened, I can.”
Zoe: “Might I ask why you want to live as a mortal? You seemed perfectly content with a home where you could reshape things with the literal snap of a finger.”
Verde: “Good question. After quantum leaping across the VDVerse for 8 bloody years, I developed an insatiable thirst for flexing my godly powers. And after a rousing… thirteen months—”
Maxxie: “Nine? Wasn’t it a year last week?”
Urabe: “Time flows at different rates in different universes, but always forward. It’s a bizarre quirk of how the VDVerse is constructed.”
Abigale: “Meaning that Verde stole it from superhero comics.”
Verde: “As I was saying, after the three of us spent so long flexing our powers, we think it would be good if we ground ourselves, live as regular people. Something to prevent us from getting too up our own asses and remind ourselves that, even if we aren’t technically human, we basically are. Plus, I know you all are gonna get up to some serious scrambles, and if I’m going to be living out here in the burbs, I want to bring my GILF-y wives with me.”
Urabe: “For the twenty-eighth time, Verde. I don’t appreciate being called a GILF. I look like a teenager for goodness’ sake.”
Verde: “One, that’s because you’re Asian, and 25-year-old Asians still look like teenagers. That’s just biology, yo. Two, you’re over 3,000 years old, and there ain’t no way in hell that a 3,000-year-old isn’t a GILF! Even if you were a loli, you would still be a GILF. A GILF loli.”
Urabe: “Thank you for that wonderful imagery…”
Verde: “You are most welcome!”
Maxxie: “Okay, cool, you have a place close to us… but does that mean we finally have free rein to go on all sorts of body swapping adventures?”
As Maxxie asked this, she pulled out her VD 2.0, and pressed one of the four face buttons, bringing its screen to life.
The VD 2.0 was designed to resemble a consumer level piece of technology, and that was reflected with its slick user interface. The bottom of the screen showed button prompts— A for confirm and B for cancel, while the top showed the current time and date, meaning it technically also worked as a watch. But the part that drew one’s eyes were the icons in the center of the screen. Three big, chunky rounded squares. One containing a mock game controller labeled, naturally, games. One with a gear icon labeled options. And one that was previously sealed with a lock symbol, but was now home to a pair of arrows in a circular motion, going into each other, labeled swap.
Selecting this icon, the screen’s display shifted, revealing four options. ‘Quick Swap,’ ‘Register,’ ‘Schedule,’ and ‘Swap Calendar.’ Selecting the third option brought up another screen with a pair of columns, with a swap icon between them, each populated with the names of the nine humans in attendance here. Beneath these columns, there were toggles to determine the ‘start time’ of the swap, and set the duration of how long the swap would last. It was simple, yet intuitive, and designed to minimize the number of inputs one would need to make with this button-based interface.
Maxxie looked up at Verde as she realized the power within her hands, her eyes practically shimmering as she waited for approval to start swapping about. Instead, Verde wagged her finger.
Verde: “First, does everybody have a VD 2.0?”
Verde pulled out her VD 2.0 from her pants pocket, as if she needed to remind them of what they looked like. With this purple doohickey in hand, she looked over to the box of 25 she brought last Friday, and answered her own question. Only 25 VD 2.0s remained, and as she turned her head, she saw every human in attendance holding one in their hands.
Verde: “Excellent. But before I give you carte blanche to go hog wild, I would like to expand our little posse a bit.”
Urabe: “We’re already twelve people Verde, that’s basically a gang in and of itself.”
Verde: “Bah, we can always aim bigger! Besides, it would be cruel to let some of your friends out of the fun, don’t you think?”
Shiaka: “Well, I did promise that I would give one of these to Haruki, and I would hate to hide this from my parents. Plus, after everything with Anita and Natasha—”
Abigale: “I believe it would be best to introduce the VD to Daisuke, Paz, Haruki, Natasha, Vivi, Anita, Gem, and Raiyne. Even though another eight seems a tad excessive.”
Verde: “Okay, fine… does anybody have anyone else they want to add to the column, or are you all a bunch of close-knit dorks?”
Urabe: “You have only had three friends in your entire life, Verde.”
Verde: “Hey, I never said I wasn’t a close-knit dork!”
Babs: “Well, there is Ruby, but I’d rather keep her out of this.”
Caroline: “I’m sorry Verde, but are you just asking us to… give the VD 2.0 to these people?”
Verde: “Pretty much, yeah. But make it an event, and try to get things done tomorrow so we can get this party really started!”
From there, the twelve began devising plans and working out logistics for expanding their group to a staggering twenty people. The hare-brained scheme Verde had in mind was to divide and conquer. To arrange several meetings throughout Sunday where they would distribute VD 2.0s and inform the eight about the truth of the world they lived in. It took some logistical back and forward, and mild bickering, before they finally decided upon the following groups.
Shiaka, along with Haruki, would inform their parents, Daisuke and Paz, about the VD 2.0, as Haruki had long since accepted everything about the device.
Zoe would provide a VD2.0 to his mother, Natasha, while Urabe would assist him in explaining the truths of the world they lived in.
Maxxie demanded that she handle the introduction of the VD 2.0 with Gem, but she was pretty candid about the reason why. She wanted to be a boy again and, while Gem was not her ideal of masculinity, her choices were limited. Babs and Terra tacitly agreed to help, but neither had ever met Gem.
Verde proposed that she and Jade join up, forming the ‘green team’ yet again, and explain things to Vivi. Though they never met, Verde knew how stubborn Vivi was, and believed that the best way to convince her was to show her the ‘real deal.’ Whatever that meant…
Caroline, being close friends with Raiyne, was the natural pick for introducing her to the wild world they had stumbled into. Despite believing she could be convincing enough, Abigale claimed she had something special in mind for Raiyne. Caroline thought this could create problems, considering the relationship Abigale, or rather ‘Kuro’ Abigale, and Raiyne shared in The Malice of Abigale Quinlan. However, Abigale, that is ‘Shin’ Abigale, insisted that was part of her plan.
Shiaka: “That only leaves Anita, but… I don’t think anyone here except for Jade, Maxxie, Zoe, or I have met her.”
Babs: “Is Anita the redhead girl you drove home a few times, Maxxie?”
Maxxie: “Nah, that’s Vivi. Anita’s a Black girl with white hair.”
Verde: “Oh, trust me. I have plans for Anita.”
Terra: “It really isn’t assuring when you say things like that…”
With the final task on their list ticked off, Ken rose from his seat, and shot Verde a grin.
Ken: “If that’s everything, Elly and I should be heading off to the office.”
Maxxie: “It’s a freaking Saturday, Dad. Why do you need to go to the office?”
Elly: “You know summer’s our busy season, Maxxie.”
Jade: “Really? Wouldn’t that be winter or spring when preparing year end stuff?”
Ken: “That’s the second busiest season. But during summer, we’re sent all over the damn place between conferences, meetings, annual reviews, and just so many appointments with the accounting team.”
Elly: “Oh, don’t exaggerate. It’s only every other Thursday, and they only last two hours, tops.”
Ken: “Point is, it’s our busy season, but if we take care of everything in advance…”
Ken then looked down at the VD 2.0 in his hand before putting it into his pants pocket.
Elly: “Never more in my life have I regretted taking on a job like this as much… but I’m sure I can work things out with HR to maximize our vacation time.”
Ken: “You all have no idea how lucky you are.”
Babs: “I would object… but you’re the most easygoing bosses a woman could ask for.”
Elly: “Oh, don’t be so modest, Babs. Work is work, and running a home is no lesser than any other form of labor.”
Urabe: “Well, that’s a strange thing to hear from a millionaire…”
Caroline: “Pardon the interruption, but do you have anything else planned for us, Verde?”
Upon asking this, the room turned to look at Verde, who was busy toying around with her VD 2.0, a dull expression on her face.
Verde: “For today? Just one little thing. While you’d all get there eventually, I figured I’d just pull the trigger and make you all nonalingual. I’ll just need to initiate seven back-to-back swaps.”
Zoe: “Wait, has something like that been properly—”
Before Zoe could finish voicing his concern, Verde executed a command on her VD 2.0. Within an instant, the nine humans in attendance all felt their consciousnesses leave their body for the second time in this past hour. A moment later, they found themselves in a new body, but before they could adjust well enough to see who they became, they felt another swap occur. …And another, and another, and another, and another, and another.
Within less than a minute, with only five seconds between each swap, the nine switched into every body other than their partner this past week, before landing back in their own forms. A sense of relief flowed through them as they waited six seconds and realized this ride was at its end, that everything was back to normal. …But after ten seconds, and right when they began to voice objections to Verde for her brash behavior… It happened.
The language centers of their brains were met with an overwhelming influx of information, beyond what any human is ever meant to comprehend. Four to seven new languages, all from different sources, sprang into their minds. The results were worse than a headache, worse than a migraine, and were so severe that it caused the nine to lose their composure. Their bodies tumbled out of their seats and onto the floor. Their hands clenched their heads in a vain hope that pressure would alleviate the worst of these symptoms. And as the pain grew too immense, they began to shriek, howling as loudly as they could, begging for some form of release.
It was a daunting, discomforting sight, but one that somehow managed to bring a smile to Verde’s face.
Urabe: “What the HELL is wrong with you? Are you sure you’re not actually a sociopath?”
Verde: “I murdered my parents— and my childhood friend— multiple times. If you’re surprised I have some screws loose, that’s your own damn fault.”
Abigale: “In Verde’s defense, this should pass within five to ten minutes, and the headache should disappear completely after an hour… But rest assured, she will be sufficiently punished for this action once we get home. …And not the kinky kind.”
Verde: “Oh, really? Now I’m getting excited.”
Verde’s Doohickey 2.0 Main Page
Act 1: SwitchY Swap
May 16th: Prom Pomf Pomf Preview
May 29th: Enter Verde’s Doohickey 2.0
May 30th: Let’s Get Swappin’
May 31st: Flare Family Fiasco
June 1st: Graduation Day
June 2nd: The Kurokawa ‘Sisters’
June 3rd: My Day As Zoe Xing
June 4th: Love in Seoul
June 5th: Sister Mother and Sister Daughter
June 6th: Back 2.0 Basics
June 7th: Assembling the Posse
June 8th: Anita Neukar in… Vivi Gaimz
June 9th: Mother Daughter Heart-2.0-Heart
June 10th: Daisuke and Paz in… Wacked Up Wednesday
June 11th: VAG Swap
June 12th: Terra’s Tomorrow
June 13th: Haruki’s Birthday Bash
Act 2: CHAOTIC CHANGES
June 14th: Jade and the Kuro Abigale Quinlans
June 15th: Aku_Mako’s E3 2015 Rundown – Day Zero
June 16th: Transform Sex Power
June 17th: Erotic Blitz
June 18th: An Evening At The Local Water Park
June 19th: Date Night Cubed
June 20th: Chicago Diamond Symphonia
June 21st: The Father’s Day Resurrection Special
June 22nd: Nazz and Liang Do Flare Industries
June 23rd: The Kurokawa Family Visits the Museum of Science and Industry
June 24th: Whatever Happened to… Yuccot Kikansky?
June 25th: A World Where The Gamers Won
June 26th: Bond Xing
June 27th: SSS – Sizzling Sexual Summer
June 28th: Lesbians 2.0 Gay Boys
June 29th: Caroline and Raiyne’s Cabin Logs