Content Warning: Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp contains content that some readers might find disturbing, triggering or uncomfortable. This includes sexually explicit activities, strong language, and hateful language and slurs. Reader discretion is advised.
Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp
June 2nd: The Kurokawa ‘Sisters’
Part 1: Meeting the Kurokawas
Date: Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Time: 07:00
Location: The Kurokawa Residence
The soft chimes of an alarm clock fluttered throughout this bedroom, growing louder and louder, before pulling its sole occupant out from slumber. A person with the body of Shiaka Kurokawa, but the mind of Zoe Xing. Though the hour was early and he was not expected to do much of anything today, Zoe quickly hopped out of his bed and moved to the other end of this room to turn off the alarm. Upon letting out a high-pitched yawn, he blinked his eyes thrice and looked over what was his room for the time being.
A cozy and comfortable room, not too big to feel like it should fit more than one person, but not too small to ever feel claustrophobic. The largest wall was dedicated to shelves containing plushies, anime figurines, and video games, all of which were arranged in a welcoming and pleasant manner. While the other one was stark and professional by comparison. It was home to a simple yet slick wooden desk containing a beige and brown mechanical keyboard, 6 button mouse, and a pair of 16:10 monitors connected to a high-end computer in a minimalist white case.
Zoe(Shiaka): “It’s only been two and a half days, but… this place is beginning to feel like home.”
As he made this realization, Zoe(Shiaka) began what had become their morning routine. Making the bed while resisting the desire to go back to sleep. Pressing the power button of the computer, bringing it to life with a satisfying click and whirl. And pulling out a bra from the dresser, because going downstairs without one was not a good way to start his day. Once finished, dressed in a simple graphic tee for sleeping and light sky blue pajama pants, Zoe(Shiaka) casually opened the door out of his bedroom and entered the halls of the Kurokawa residence.
It was a fairly expansive home, complete with a spare bedroom and home office, meaning its owners were not left wanting for space. A middle-ground between the expansiveness of the Flare residence and the modest two-bedroom house that Zoe(Shiaka) had called home for his entire life. About on par with Jade’s home.
Zoe(Shiaka) took in these ‘sights’ as he made his way down the stairs and to the kitchen. Despite being so early in the morning, the kitchen was already abuzz with life, with both of Shiaka’s parents in the middle of breakfast.
Before he could even enter the kitchen proper, he was greeted by Shiaka’s father, Daisuke Kurokawa. A 47-year-old Japanese man of above average height, standing at 180 centimeters, still dressed in his pajamas. He was so much taller than Zoe(Shiaka) that he had to crane his head up to see his face, and was met with a surprisingly youthful visage. A face that carried signs of maturity, but could pass as a man at least five years younger. His eyes, much like Shiaka’s, were a natural blue, but they shined even brighter. While his hair was colored black and styled in a loosely ‘professional’ manner that was popular back in the 90s. Despite being so early, he was already dressed, in a simple dress shirt and jeans.
As their eyes met, Daisuke offered the man in his daughter’s body a smile, and spoke to him in his deep yet warm voice.
Daisuke: “Good morning, Sunshine!”
As he said that, Daisuke opened up his arms wide, inviting Zoe(Shiaka) in for a hug, as he did the past two mornings. Zoe(Shiaka) smiled at this sight, cast his frail arms wide, and wrapped them against the man before him.
Zoe(Shiaka): “Good morning, Dad!”
The two remained locked in this hug for five seconds, with Zoe(Shiaka) exerting all the strength he had in his current form against Daisuke’s firm back, while Daisuke restrained himself. To Zoe(Shiaka), there was something deeply fulfilling about a gesture even this simple. There was an appeal to being so small and getting embraced by someone larger, though it was more than that. Even if it was under false pretenses and subterfuge, Zoe(Shiaka) was experiencing something he had not felt in over a decade. The warm embrace of a father figure.
Daisuke: “You know, you can sleep in if you want. It’s summer break.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “I know I could, but I’d rather try to maintain a regimented sleep schedule.”
Daisuke: “Really, and what inspired this change of heart? Because I’m pretty sure I saw your light on at 2 in the morning last Friday.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “That was for a last-minute project, but this summer, I’m trying to turn over a leaf and develop some more… mature habits.”
Daisuke: “Heh. You might want to help Haruki with that. I swear there are nights where she just doesn’t sleep!”
After they made their greetings, Daisuke and Zoe(Shiaka) entered the kitchen, where they saw Paz Kurokawa at the stove, making scrambled eggs. A 46-year-old Mexican woman only a few centimeters taller than Shiaka, with a willowy, skinny, frame.that was traipse in a turquoise top and knee-length navy skirt.
As the two entered the kitchen, she turned to greet them with a smile, showing her dark tan complexion, curly dark brown hair that went down to her chin, and plain dark brown eyes. She had some slight wrinkles, remnants of an incredibly stressful time in her life, but her smile was still deeply welcoming.
Reflexively, Paz turned down the temperature of the induction stove before walking toward Zoe(Shiaka), wrapping him in another hug. Zoe(Shiaka) could tell she was not a physically strong woman just from her embrace, but there was definitely a motherly bond that he could perceive as her arms wrapped around his back.
Paz: “Oh, Sunshine! I still can’t believe it! I was so worried, been so worried, but you’re finally done! Not only did you finish high school, but you were strong enough to go to graduation!”
Zoe(Shiaka): “You said as much yesterday, Mom. I know. I-It wasn’t easy, but I’ve gotten a lot stronger… and I’m still gonna get stronger!”
Paz: “And that’s one of the reasons why I love you so much! You never stop trying, no matter what! But you know how I worry about these sorts of things. It was at a school and there were so many people—”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Like I said, the more people that are around, the less likely something bad is going to happen. Oransen has security guards for a reason, and they were out there keeping watch.”
Daisuke: “She has a point. But still, Shiaka, I want you to know how proud we are of you.”
Paz and Daisuke then locked Zoe(Shiaka) in a three person hug. It was a bit of a tight squeeze, but it brought a genuine smile to Zoe(Shiaka)’s face, and caused him to briefly lose himself in this moment of parental love. Once the hug came to a close, Daisuke walked him over to the kitchen table and sat him down in ‘Shiaka’s seat.’ Zoe(Shiaka) began eating the pre-peeled orange Paz left on his plate while Daisuke munched on his toast, gulping it down quickly before starting another conversation thread.
Daisuke: “So, do you have any plans for this summer? You’ve been spending a lot of time with your friends, and I’ve been getting the hunch you’re up to… something big.”
Zoe(Shiaka) did not think Daisuke knew the truth— not even for a second— but he still smirked at that remark.
Zoe(Shiaka): “Right now, my plans for summer are just to relax, enjoy the fact that school is over for a little while. Though, sometime next week, we’ll get started on, as you put it, ‘something big.'”
Daisuke: “Oh, really? Can I get a hint?”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Even if I gave you one, there’s no way you’d guess it. But you will be among the first to know when we get started.”
Daisuke smiled in response and gave Zoe(Shiaka) a gentle pat on the head. As this palm rested on his head, he could feel the small part of his scalp where hair no longer grew, one of the many scars left behind by the children who nearly killed Shiaka ten years ago. A jolt of sensation reverberated through his body as Daisuke’s finger touched this tiny bit of skin, reminding him of every facet of the body he currently wore.
By the time Daisuke lifted his palm, Paz was at the table, frying pan in hand, where she scooped a serving of eggs onto Daisuke’s plate.
Paz: “Oh, how exciting! If you need help with anything, or need a ride anywhere, let me know. I’m teaching two classes on Wednesday and have a private meeting tomorrow afternoon, but I should be free beyond that.”
Zoe(Shiaka) quietly snickered at the comment. While Shiaka did not know how to drive, on account of how terrified she was of getting into an accident, Zoe was a skilled driver. So skilled that, even with the handicap of a different body, was confident in his abilities. In fact, he briefly wondered if he could get a driver’s license while in her body. It would certainly make things easier…
Zoe(Shiaka) also took a fragmentary moment to remind himself of Paz’s job as a Spanish and English teacher. She hosted public classes at the local library, and did private lessons via Skype, or in-person. It was firmly part-time work, but it kept her busy and allowed her to help a variety of people.
Zoe(Shiaka): “I should be fine, Mom. Besides, I could always ask Haruki or one of my friends for a ride.”
Paz: “Whatever you prefer, Sunshine. Do you want some eggs?”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Yes, please.”
Paz then got started on another batch of eggs, cracking them into the pan while Daisuke scarfed down his food. His table manners were good and proper, but his mouth moved fast. What would take a normal person 20 bites to eat only took him ten, giving him plenty of time to chat with Zoe(Shiaka).
It was mostly about tech related going-ons and his work as a programmer. He taught Shiaka everything she knew about programming and regularly liked to throw knowledge her way whenever he happened across it. Under a standard body swap scenario, this would make any conversation hazardous. But with Zoe’s inherited knowledge of Shiaka’s programming skills, he was able to get by just fine. In fact, he was actually getting along better than fine, as Daisuke was currently working on financial analysis software for his employer. Something that involved a lot of terms Shiaka did not know particularly well, but Zoe did.
This kept the conversation between Daisuke and Zoe(Shiaka) lively, though it ended after just a few minutes. Daisuke finished his eggs and left the table, heading upstairs to shower, get dressed, and start a day of work at the home office. However, his place at the table was almost immediately replaced by Paz who, after pouring a tiny omelet onto Zoe(Shiaka)’s plate, sat down to enjoy her own breakfast. A bowl of fruit and some oatmeal.
Paz: “[Are you absolutely sure you’re doing alright, Sunshine? You’ve seemed just a little bit off ever since you finished your finals.]”
Paz switched to speaking Spanish once she and Zoe(Shiaka) were alone, as she often did. It was a way to keep both of their conversational Spanish skills sharp and offered them a slight level of privacy from Daisuke. Who could not really speak Spanish, but heard enough to understand most of it. It took Zoe(Shiaka) a moment to adapt to this change in language, stammering briefly before the knowledge came to him, and he could offer a reply.
Zoe(Shiaka): “[W-Well, after finals it really struck me that… I was done. That I had achieved one of my long-term life goals, and now, I’m excited for what comes next. Yes, there’s Oransen Community College, but I know that is just an extension of high school with fewer classes and fewer students.]”
Paz: “[Hm… You know, I never did get to attend college, and I always wanted to, but between you and Haruki and my parents, I never found the time. I’ve actually been to the campus a few times for teaching engagements, and it’s a lovely building. So, now that you’re done with high school, maybe I should take a few classes. In fact… what was your schedule again?]”
Zoe(Shiaka): “[M-Mom, I love you, but… I’m going to need to think that over.}”
Paz: “[I’m just kidding, Sunshine. I would never want to embarrass you. But I think that a class for non-students might be fun. At the very least, it’s a good reason to get out of the house.]”
Zoe(Shiaka) took a sigh of relief as he avoided that bullet, but right as he finished up his meal, Paz sprang a request on him.
Paz: “[It’s already eight and she’s still not up? Shiaka, be a dear and get your sister.]”
Technically, the microwave and oven clocks said it was 7:50, but the point still stood.
Zoe(Shiaka): “[Sure thing Mom.]”
After dropping off his plate and fork in the dishwasher, Zoe(Shiaka) made his way to the bedroom of his ‘sister,’ Haruki Kurokawa. A girl who Zoe had only ever met a few times, but left… an impression.
Her eccentricities began with the fact that, despite there being an unused bedroom upstairs, she had taken up residence in the basement, transforming it into her domain. Zoe(Shiaka) gently flicked the light switch as he walked down the stairs, and with each step, he gained a better picture of her domain. A hybrid bedroom, office, and storage room.
The basement itself was fully furnished, with fake hardwood flooring and painted drywall covering the concrete foundation, so it was more than liveable. However, its walls were lined with various shelves filled with all manner of plastic boxes from the moment one entered. There was a makeshift kitchen off to the side with a mini-fridge, microwave, and electric burner, along with a tiny rolling cart full of non-perishables. The computer setup was so elaborate it could be described as a ‘battlestation’ with its multiple monitors, a drawing tablet, cameras, and game consoles. And looking into what was once a laundry room revealed clothing racks containing what had to be hundreds of different outfits.
It was definitely cluttered and a bit daunting to walk through but, unlike Maxxie’s room, it was organized. There was also more than enough free space for Zoe(Shiaka) to traipse to the bed off to the furthest corner of the room, where she was met with the face of a slumbering Haruki Kurokawa. A Japanese/Hispanic woman at the crisp age of 23, with long black hair she often wrapped in a ponytail, but was left to flow freely as she slept.
Zoe(Shiaka) took a moment to watch Haruki as she slept, looking peaceful as she remained wrapped in her blanket. He almost wanted to just let her rest, yet he had a job to do, so he gave her a good shake and urged her to wake up.
Zoe(Shiaka): “C’mon Haruki, it’s eight in the morning. The sooner you get up, the sooner you can go back to sleep.”
Haruki groaned as she rose from her bed, her hair covering her face as she sat upright. As she cast it aside, she stared at Zoe(Shiaka) with her dark brown eyes.
Haruki: “Hey Shi-Shi, so how’s it feel to be a free woman?”
Zoe(Shiaka): “I finished high school, Haruki, I didn’t get out of jail.”
Haruki: “School, jail, same difference.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “I’m not sure if someone who spent 10 years in private school and one year in public school is really equipped to talk about the education system being a prison.”
Haruki: “Heh. You don’t get to be top o’ da class without being wise to the tricks that schools use to conform their students.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “…Just get out of bed, Haruki. Mom’s making you breakfast.”
With that, Haruki plopped herself out of bed and onto the floor. She stood slightly taller than her mother, and about 8 centimeters taller than Shiaka, but did not retain the slim physique of either. Instead, she had a chubbier frame, with a lot of her weight going to her gut and butt, giving her a natural pear body shape. This was all covered in a simple graphic tee, that she probably designed, and shoes that clung to her thick thighs. She was overweight by most metrics, but from the way she carried herself, it was clear that she was more than comfortable with her shape.
Haruki: “Eh, can’t really turn down a home cooked meal. You eat yet, Shi-Shi?”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Sure did. I woke up bright and early at seven.”
Haruki: “Geez, on the first day of your vacation? Either way, follow me, I’ve got some stuff I want to talk to you about.”
The two ‘sisters’ then left the basement and returned to the kitchen, where they saw that Paz left behind a plate with fruit and warm eggs in front of Haruki’s chair.
Haruki: “Welp, as they say back in the motherland, Itadakimasu!”
For the record, Haruki says that with every meal she shares with someone, and has since she was 5-years-old.
From the moment she started eating, it was immediately clear that Haruki was her father’s daughter, as she ate about as quickly as him. She tore through her plate at a rapid pace, all while somehow finding the time to initiate a conversation.
Haruki: “So, you still planning on going to college?”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Of course. I value my education and even though you took a different path, I want to do things the traditional way and get a proper college experience.”
Haruki: “I mean, sure, you can, but is that really the best use of your time, Shi-Shi? I know you hate hearing this, but you’re every bit as smart as me, and I didn’t need no stinkin’ college to do everything I’ve done. And with Dad teaching you everything he knows about programming, you’ve got all the important bits of a Bachelor’s in Computer Science in your head. Hell, if you want to jump into something, I am between jobs at the moment, and have been itching to work on another game. I mean, that crocodile game of yours was looking pretty sweet for a demo.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “I… appreciate the enthusiasm, Sis. But I’m not ready to make any commitments, and I want to at least try community college first. If I don’t like it, I can always stop after one semester.”
Haruki then glared at Zoe(Shiaka) intently, like she was trying to look beneath his skin at the goo-based lifeform within a fleshy sheathe. …Before suddenly switching back to her usual cheery demeanor.
Haruki: “Eh, suit yourself, Shi-Shi. For as much as I’m not a huge fan of school, I will admit that there’s a teensy bit of me that wishes she went to art school. I’m dope at what I do, but if you are at a good art school, they’ll work your ass until you become a master of your craft. Plus, if I had some of the connections, clout, or traditional skills that came with being a CalArts girl or whatevs, then maybe I’d be running some shit with dozens of people behind it.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “…But instead, you work on smaller-scale projects and have an impressive resume.”
Haruki: “Having a creative rap sheet’s nice, but for me, it’s more that I do stuff, the more I realize how much I don’t want to do that. Why be an artist, animator, graphic designer, composer, sound designer, writer, or programmer… when I can do all of them. …On top of doing some streaming, because that’s just plain old fun and you get bits.”
Haruki then paused to inhale the rest of her food, pouring the eggs down her mouth and swallowing before continuing.
Haruki: “If money was my goal, I’d just work for some big tech firm as a code monkey, but you know what that sounds like? Boring shit where I’d get fetishized by White dudes all day. Being an artist might be ten times less stable, but it’s twenty times more satisfying, so the math on that’s pretty fuckin’ basic.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “…Are you trying to dissuade me from becoming a programmer or—”
Haruki: “Nah, just venting about how much of a raw deal artists have compared to programmers. Yeah, everybody can draw, but few can draw well, and sure, art is fun, but so is programming. They are comparable skills that should be treated and respected on comparable levels, but because one is more technical and can be used for financial gain, they get better pay and better job security.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Y-Yeah, it’s unfortunate that things work out that way. Society has been trying to pay artists as little as possible while replacing their jobs with more technical equivalents for years, and—”
Before Zoe(Shiaka) could finish his answer, Haruki stepped out of the chair and grabbed him by the hand.
Haruki: “Shiaka, I have a question for you. Follow me into my lair for additional privacy.”
He knew that resisting was an option… but Zoe(Shiaka) took the path of least resistance and followed his ‘sister’ down to her basement bedroom regardless, unable to loosen his hand from her tight grip. Once downstairs, he was thrust onto Haruki’s unmade bed, while she sat in her computer chair, leaning back and staring at Zoe(Shiaka)’s dark blue eyes.
Haruki: “Shi-Shi, I have a question for you. Answer it right, and we will never discuss this again.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “I-I’m sorry, did I do something wrong? I was just—”
Haruki: “You know Magical Angel Creamy Mami, right? We used to watch it together as kids.”
Zoe(Shiaka) had never even heard of that, presumably, anime series before, let alone discussed it with Shiaka during their briefing on Friday. He didn’t even know if it was a real series, because that name sounded absurd even by the standards of Japanese media. Still, this was a yes or no answer and, based on Haruki’s face, Zoe(Shiaka) was pretty confident in his guess.
Zoe(Shiaka): “Yes, I remember that show.”
Haruki: “Good, but do you remember the name of the fan-made mecha spin-off doujin of Magical Angel Creamy Mami?”
Immediately, Zoe(Shiaka)’s face morphed with a look of defeat. There was no way he could possibly guess something this obscure and absurd, so he just threw up his hands and surrendered.
Zoe(Shiaka): “No, I do not remember.”
Haruki: “Bullshit you don’t remember Pony Metal U-GAIM!”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Pony… Metal… You… Gaim?”
‘Like Vivi Gaimz?’ Zoe thought as he tried to make sense of that title.
Haruki: “Shiaka, I literally made you a figure of that for your thirteenth and a half birthday after I learned that series existed. It’s still on your shelf”
Haruki then swung herself out of her chair, stood up before Zoe(Shiaka) and grabbed him by the shoulders.
Haruki: “…Who are you? Because you’re not my sister. First, you called me ‘Sis’— when that’s something we never did. And next, your answers were close, but not quite. I know Shiaka very well, so even a slight deviance is enough for me to pick up on. You’re good, whoever you are— whatever you are— but good isn’t good enough. So, tell me, what did you do to my Shi-Shi?”
Zoe(Shiaka): “It appears that my preparations were insufficient. Very well. You’re right, I am not Shiaka, I am Zoe Xing. Shiaka and I switched bodies on Saturday as part of a week-long experiment. I thought my impersonation skills were among the best of my group, but it appears you know your sister about as well as she knows herself.”
Haruki’s mental processing started spooling as she heard this and she removed her hands from Zoe(Shiaka)’s shoulders. She wasn’t sure what she was expecting… but it wasn’t this.
Haruki: “If you are really Zoe… [then how did you understand Japanese when I spoke to you last night? Shit, on Sunday we watched three episodes of Sukeban Deka II last night— without subtitles— and you followed along just fine!]”
Zoe(Shiaka): “[It is one of the many features of the body swapping device we were provided. I would show you how it works, but that feature has been temporarily disabled. It copies language skills when switching bodies, meaning not only do I speak English, Spanish, Japanese, and know several programming languages, I still speak Ukrainian and Mandarin.]”
Haruki: “Well… if that is the case, then speak some Ukrainian.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “You don’t speak the language yourself, how would you—”
Haruki: “Just do it!”
Zoe(Shiaka): “[Haruki is an especially curious woman, but despite her eccentricities, I still wish to earn her trust and admire her as an individual.]”
Haruki: “Why, thank you.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “D-did you understand that?”
Haruki: “Not a word. But I can understand a compliment in any language. It’s a cadence thing.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “So, do you believe me?”
Haruki: “I mean… I thought you were possessed by a ghost, but I guess this makes the most sense. And when faced with the impossible, you can either be the worst kind of person and demand infinite evidence. Or you can make like PaRappa, ‘cos you gotta believe!”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Well, that is a refreshingly open—”
Haruki: “But don’t think that means I trust you. You will let me into whatever twisted little game you are playing with my little sister. I never fully trusted you, and while I joked about you running a harem, that wasn’t an actual joke.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Would it help if I said that Maxxie was involved in this? Because she’s currently in Jade’s body.”
Haruki: “…Wait, so this is a multi-person body swap… Does that mean that I can spend some time in Maxxie’s body?”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Maxxie thinks the world of you, so I’m sure she would—”
Haruki: “What about your body? I have always wanted to be the lord of a harem and—”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Haruki, I’m a virgin and have never had sex with any of my friends. …But if you promise not to do anything too egregious in my form, then I will be more than happy to lend it to you for a day or two.”
Haruki: “Wait, so is it just the four of you or did you involve Terra into—”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Could we please save the explanations and questions for later? I promise to give you a full briefing of everything going on, but the purpose of this exercise was to immerse ourselves in being someone else. So I would appreciate it if you could keep this a secret until Sunday, when we will reveal the body swapping device to you, and your parents.”
Haruki: “…I’ll accept those terms, but if you want to be Shiaka, then I’ll give you the definitive Shiaka experience.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “What does that even mean?”
Haruki: “Get dressed, brush your teeth, and in 15 minutes, I’m gonna show you.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “…Why do I suddenly get the feeling this week is going to be far, far longer than I thought?”
Part 2: The ‘Sisters’ Go Shopping!
Date: Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Time: 10:37
Location: Sweet Orchard Center (The Oransen Mall)
Zoe(Shiaka): “Why must you make me do things that I know Shiaka would not do? How is that the ‘definitive Shiaka experience?'”
As Zoe(Shiaka) said this, he stared at the outfit before him. A stereotypical maid outfit designed more for aesthetic purposes than anything practical or realistic. He was already in a changing room, having stripped down to his underwear, and while he could always change back into the clothes he brought with him, he knew that wasn’t a real choice here.
Haruki: “Pretty sure that’s a self-answering question, buddy. It’s definitive because Shiaka normally wouldn’t do it!”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Haruki, you’re one of the smartest people I know. And I know you know that’s not what definitive means!”
Haruki: “Well, I’m the one defining the experience, and I’m in charge here, so it’s definitive! Now, get your cute little butt in that maid outfit, sissy! Unless you need some help?”
Zoe(Shiaka) could not see Haruki through the doors of the changing room, but he still stared anyway, as if he hoped his aura of disapproval would transcend through solid matter. Compliance was the easiest way through any long, arduous process, and when all it took was putting on a damn dress, it was best to just roll one’s eyes and do it.
At this point, Zoe(Shiaka) was no stranger to wearing dresses, and had tried putting some on over the past few days, just to teach himself the basics. So, seeing this simple frilly dress before him did little to intimidate him. He simply needed to unzip it, pull it up, and make sure everything was where it should be. That his arms poked through the sleeves, that the skirt was straight, and that his boobs were properly placed in the heart-shaped boob window. Next came the stockings, shoes and, of course, headband.
It took him all of three minutes, and as he looked into the mirror, he saw Shiaka… but dressed as a maid. His dull expression lessened the allure image. Yet, as he looked forward, adopted a smile, and did a small curtsy, his reflection became utterly precious.
In fact, he was so impressed by how cute he looked that he decided to do a little twirl, causing his skirt to go all spinny, before stopping to blow a kiss at his own reflection. He laughed at this display before speaking to himself in a soft voice.
Zoe(Shiaka): “I’ve almost forgotten how much fun it can be just to be so cute. After spending so much of my life as a strong, tall man, there’s something… exciting about being in a body like this.”
Haruki: “OH. MY. GUSH! You look adoracute!”
With a turn of his head, Zoe(Shiaka) saw Haruki standing on a stool, allowing her to look above the half-door of the changing room.
Zoe(Shiaka): “You know that this is definitely against changing room policy right?”
Haruki: “I got banned from a Ross and a Target in Evanston for doing this, so… yes.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Why were… Nevermind. Just open up the door. I left it unlocked for a good reason.”
Haruki: “Heh. Thanks for knowing your place, li’l sis!”
Haruki then hopped off the footstool and opened up the unlocked door, revealing that she too was wearing a maid outfit. One that neatly hugged her curvier form, left little to the imagination, and whose boob window emphasized the difference between her chest and the chest of Shiaka’s original body. There was a small bit of cleavage showing, but with only a set of B-cups on her chest, it was mostly just her sternum.
Zoe(Shiaka): “Why did you get dressed up too?”
Haruki: “Wow! I can really tell you’re not a girl when you say stuff like that. Dressing up like a maid is easily a top 50 fantasy for any girl.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Are you trying to convince me to go out dressed like this?”
Haruki: “No, I had you dressed up so you could clean up the house that Mom keeps spotless anyway. Of course I’m going to go out dressed like this. It’s why I got dressed up too. So you won’t be as embarrassed!”
Before Zoe(Shiaka) could object, Haruki was already stuffing the clothes he wore into her ‘purse.’ It was actually a messenger bag, in both dimensions and aesthetics, though she called it a purse.
Haruki: “Now come along, Shi-Shi, we need to pay for our fresh new duds and then we’ve got a whole trip planned!”
Zoe(Shiaka): “Might I ask what you have planned?”
Haruki: “To be brief, I’m gonna make a girl outta you yet, you alpha dog you. I’ve got it all planned. A fresh summer hairdo and makeover, followed by a mani pedi, a quick lunch at a local café, some karaoke— ‘cos you’ve got the vocal cords of an angel— followed by some ice cream. And a walk through the park.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “…Then why are we dressed like maids?”
Haruki: “Because there’s a startling lack of maids in the average American’s day-to-day life. Also, maid outfits are both cute and cool!”
Zoe(Shiaka) toyed with this idea in his mind. While it did not sound like his idea of ‘fun,’ it was something far different than what he would ever allow himself to do. So, with a shrug, he agreed to it.
Zoe(Shiaka): “You know what Haruki? That does sound like a good time. …But why are you doing it with me instead of the ‘real’ Shiaka?”
Haruki: “I mean, you know her. Shi-Shi tries to be strong, but she is still so tender and timid. She would never agree to this. I know she would feel weird about letting strangers touch her hands and feet like that. Hell, she doesn’t even like getting haircuts, so Mom’s been cutting her hair since she got out of the hospital. …This is something I always wanted to do with her and while you’re a second rate fake Shi-Shi, you’re close enough to make me feel all fuzzy inside.”
Zoe(Shiaka): “So, you found me out and are using me to vicariously live out this dream outing with your sister? Well, so long as you know what you’re doing, I suppose that’s fine.”
Haruki: “Heh. Thanks Zoe. I appreciate it, and I know Shiaka will too.”
To further express her thanks, Haruki leaned forward and kissed Zoe(Shiaka) on the forehead. A simple affectionate gesture, but as their bodies connected, he felt something curious. Something warmth and comforting that went beyond any kiss or display of affection he had ever experienced. It only lasted a second, but it was intense enough to leave Zoe(Shiaka) stunned, feeling as if he… unlocked something within Shiaka’s original body. Almost as if he could feel the bond she had with her family, or at least, her sister.
Haruki: “Yo, Shi-Shi! You coming or what?”
As Haruki’s ears pierced Zoe(Shiaka)’s ears, he returned to reality, having lost himself within his own mind for a few seconds.
Zoe(Shiaka): “C-Coming Haruki!”
With that, Zoe(Shiaka) scampered off, still dressed in a maid outfit, as he followed behind his ‘sister.’ Only once they were together, dressed in matching uniforms, did he feel that this day truly began. A day of bonding and shenanigans that he would not forget anytime soon.
Verde’s Doohickey 2.0 Main Page
Act 1: SwitchY Swap
May 16th: Prom Pomf Pomf Preview
May 29th: Enter Verde’s Doohickey 2.0
May 30th: Let’s Get Swappin’
May 31st: Flare Family Fiasco
June 1st: Graduation Day
June 2nd: The Kurokawa ‘Sisters’
June 3rd: My Day As Zoe Xing
June 4th: Love in Seoul
June 5th: Sister Mother and Sister Daughter
June 6th: Back 2.0 Basics
June 7th: Assembling the Posse
June 8th: Anita Neukar in… Vivi Gaimz
June 9th: Mother Daughter Heart-2.0-Heart
June 10th: Daisuke and Paz in… Wacked Up Wednesday
June 11th: VAG Swap
June 12th: Terra’s Tomorrow
June 13th: Haruki’s Birthday Bash
Act 2: CHAOTIC CHANGES
June 14th: Jade and the Kuro Abigale Quinlans
June 15th: Aku_Mako’s E3 2015 Rundown – Day Zero
June 16th: Transform Sex Power
June 17th: Erotic Blitz
June 18th: An Evening At The Local Water Park
June 19th: Date Night Cubed
June 20th: Chicago Diamond Symphonia
June 21st: The Father’s Day Resurrection Special
June 22nd: Nazz and Liang Do Flare Industries
June 23rd: The Kurokawa Family Visits the Museum of Science and Industry
June 24th: Whatever Happened to… Yuccot Kikansky?
June 25th: A World Where The Gamers Won
June 26th: Bond Xing
June 27th: SSS – Sizzling Sexual Summer
June 28th: Lesbians 2.0 Gay Boys
June 29th: Caroline and Raiyne’s Cabin Logs
ACT 3: WORLDLY WONDERS
July 1st: We Lost the Remote in Tokyo!
July 2nd: Maid Café Mishaps
July 3rd: Pier Parties and Peaceful Palavers
July 4th: The Freedom To Get High At Burger Queen!
July 5th: From Nippon With Love
July 6th: Let’s Go Mexico with Haruya ‘n’ Da Boyz! Episode 1
July 7th: Jade & Caroline’s Austrian Adventure Episode 1
July 8th: Max’s Buff Quest Episode 1
July 9th: Let’s Go Mexico with Haruya ‘n’ Da Boyz! Episode 2
July 10th: Jade & Caroline’s Austrian Adventure Episode 2
July 11th: Max’s Buff Quest Episode 2
July 12th: Let’s Go Mexico with Haruya ‘n’ Da Boyz! Episode 3
July 13th: Jade & Caroline’s Austrian Adventure Episode 3
July 14th: Max’s Buff Quest Episode 3
July 15th: Utage Three-Point-Oh!