Content Warning: Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp contains content that some readers might find disturbing, triggering or uncomfortable. This includes sexually explicit activities, strong language, and hateful language and slurs. Reader discretion is advised.

Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp
May 16th: Prom Pomf Pomf Preview

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Date: Saturday, May 16, 2015
Time: 22:22
Location: The Flare Residence

Night had fallen over the Flare residence. Its three stories were decorated in darkness, with not a light to be seen or sound louder than the subtle hum of the air conditioning. It was in this calm, if slightly eerie, state that the residence’s front door creaked open, revealing two women, their bodies covered in shadows. They crept their feet over the rug adorning the entrance and gently pushed off their shoes before scampering through the foyer and up the stairs. 

Before making it to their destination. A bedroom door with the name ‘Maxxisaurus’ crudely etched into the wood. They opened the door slowly, moseyed on in, and shut it with even greater care. With a click, the door was locked, and the pair released a sigh of relief before flicking on the light. As the ceiling light sprang to life, it revealed this pair as Jade Novus and Maxxie Flare.

Jade’s curly brown hair fluttered down to her shoulders, just barely touching the satin emerald dress that wrapped around her fair and limber frame. Tension drifted from her body as she took in the light and sight of Maxxie’s predictably messy room, where she spent a moment looking for a good place to place the small faux leather purse she had been carrying on her shoulder.

Maxxie clenched her teeth as she let out a silent chuckle, clearly proud with her attempt at stealth, before sending a hand through her hair. While ordinarily unkempt for the sake of aesthetic, her black hair was wavy and voluminous, pouring past her shoulders and onto a bright violet dress with fake sparkling gems along the hem of the skirt. She nonchalantly tossed her purse— one that was only technically smaller than a messenger bag— before plopping her tuchus on her bed and spreading her body on top of her sheets.

Jade: “You sure you want to spread prom germs all over your bed?”

Maxxie: “Fiiiiine! But you’re unzipping me.”

Maxxie flopped herself upright and presented her back to Jade, trying to show her the purple zipper along the mid of her back. With a careful pull, the zipper was undone, and Maxxie proceeded to yank the dress off herself, before throwing it into the plastic laundry hamper next to her bed. Now down to her underwear and modesty shorts, she proceeded to spread across her sheets again. Jade let out a small sigh at this sight, before fiddling with her own zipper, tossing her dress into the hamper with Maxxie’s, and joining her on the bed.

Jade: “Going to prom was a mistake. We should’ve just stayed home and watched a movie instead.”

Maxxie: “Nu-uh! It was a quintessential high school experience and you’d regret not going if you chickened out!”

Jade: “I doubt it. I knew prom sucked ever since I was a little kid, and it lived up to that impression and then some. There’s nothing fun or romantic about being in a crowded room with hundreds of people. The DJ only played the worst modern pop hits at an uncomfortably loud volume. The food looked cheap and awful— not that I tried eating, because there was this weird vibe that you shouldn’t eat, even when food is right there. And why would you take me to a dance when you know I can’t dance? I’m still getting used to swaying my hips when I walk… Not that I have much in the way of hips.”

Maxxie: “As I said, it is a quintessential experience. But that doesn’t mean it’s a good one. It’s to set your expectations for the rest of life! Everything’s overhyped, and the best part is when you’re all alone with your date.”

Maxxie scooched herself over to Jade and planted a kiss on her lips. Her pale face went pink as she realized just what Maxxie was implying. 

Jade: “Eh, Maxxie, I… are you sure you don’t want to just snuggle?”

Maxxie: “Jade, it’s been, what, a month and a half since you got ka-girl’d? And how many times have you masturbated in the interim?”

Jade: “Um… t-twenty?”

Maxxie: “Ara ara! For an ace girl, you sure are horny.”

Jade: “I— I told you I don’t consider myself asexual any more. My sexuality has been… evolving over the past few weeks and… I’m still trying to figure things out, and see what I… like now, but I know that I want to… love you in all ways, Maxxie. I genuinely cannot imagine what my life would be like without you. I don’t know who I’d even be without you. You’re beautiful, there’s nobody I’d rather be with, and I—”

Maxxie: “If you say you want to give up your virginity to me, don’t, because I know that’s a LIE! You lost it with that harlot from another world, and even if your hymen wasn’t stretched, there’s no doubt that Mister Usagi made short work of that!”

As Jade was reminded of the vibrator Maxxie bought her last month, she turned her head.

Jade: “T-That doesn’t count, I—”

Maxxie: “Yes it does! My girlfriend lost her virginity in my body in another dimension! How— that would make for one dope light novel by the way— how is regular 18-year-old virgin Maxxie supposed to compete with 28-year-old primo pussy fucker Maxxie?”

Jade: “Well, technically he wasn’t Maxxie. He was… Jad, but he was originally Maxxie, and I just called him Future Jad, which is really weird to say since I’m— Ugh! L-Look, it would be the first time that I would ever have sex in this body— my body— and while I am a bit… uncertain, I— Ah, screw it! Let’s… let’s just do it!”

As Jade fumbled over her words, Maxxie leaned over to her and plopped a smooch onto her lips, before tilting herself away a second later.

Maxxie: “I’m glad the therapy has been so effective, Miss Novus. Now, rejoice at the sight of my naked body and do try to contain thyself!”

Maxxie then ripped her bra from its hooks and threw it toward the laundry hamper, only to limply slide off the rim. Not that she noticed, as she immediately switched to her panty and modesty shorts, yanking both of them off her butt and down her legs before throwing them and missing her target.

Jade was far more tepid to strip in front of Maxxie as, while she had seen Maxxie’s naked form ten times before, she was still timid when it came to showing her new body. As such, she moved slowly as she lifted her bralette past her head and slid her bikini briefs off, flinging them into the hamper much like Maxxie, but actually landing them inside the basket.

With the two of them naked, Jade took a deep breath before looking at Maxxie again. She started with her brown, freckled face, grinning ear to ear, before drifting her vision down, past her modestly sized breasts and to her wait, where her legs blocked her crotch. Jade’s vision continued to drop until she was looking down at herself. Her bony frame, small breasts, and the puffy mound between her legs.

Maxxie: “We can start whenever and however you want Jade. The night is young and so are we.”

Jade: “So, um… don’t take this the wrong way, but I… I don’t actually know how lesbian sex works.”

Maxxie stared at Jade with a blank expression on her freckled face… before bursting out into laughter.

Maxxie: “Oh, you innocent little lamb, you. I guess I gotta take the lead then.”

As Jade twitched with uncertainty, Maxxie drew closer to her, and pulled her legs apart. Jade’s face clenched as her groin was exposed to Maxxie, but as Maxxie looked upon it, she began to lick her gloss covered lips.

Maxxie: “D’aw, now didn’t you wind up cute down there. I would use my fingers, but I know you’ve had oodles of experience with digits, so lemme take things to the next level, and show you what my tongue can do. Oh, and by the way, welcome to the world of girl love, Jade. Fair warning: it’s slippery when wet.”

Jade: “S-Shouldn’t you brush your teeth or something first?”

Maxxie stared at Jade like someone boarding a plane who said they left their luggage at home.

Maxxie: “Jade, that’s not how sex works. But that’s okay. You’ll learn.”

Maxxie leaned down in front of Jade’s crotch as she laid back, laying on the bed and presenting her labia before Maxxie. Her body was tense, as if she was about to have her blood drawn, and once she felt something warm and wet touch her clitoris, her entire body shivered. A dagger of panic struck her brain, only to pass a moment later as Maxxie began to spread her tongue across Jade’s vulva.

A warm, sensual feeling followed. One reminiscent of the first time she tried to explore her form, but this time, she was not in control, she was not leading the change, and though it was flesh touching flesh, she could only feel the sensation one way.

It was depowering in a sense, but with it came a sense of excitement. A thrill from not knowing what would come next. While she might feel fear in having someone else explore her most private parts, as she looked forward, she saw the top of the head of someone who she had known for over half her life, and always been there for her. Her best friend. Her girlfriend. And knowing it was her doing all of this… that just made this whole thing so much better.

Jade’s timid silence then gave way to grunts of pleasure and gasps of ecstasy. Noises that carried with them a sense of fear emblematic of someone being explored for the first time, but the fear was almost silenced by the sounds of satisfaction. Maxxie’s tongue moved slowly, thoroughly titillating every inch of Jade’s sex, until she found it. Jade’s most tender regions. And as her tongue grazed this special spot, Jade reached her apex. A pulse of warmth flew through her crotch, and with it came a pleasant sensation she had grown familiar with… but still amazed her every time it happened. Except this time, instead of spraying on her fingers or toys, it landed on Maxxie’s face.

Maxxie lifted her head from Jade, wearing a smile as a colorless fluid dripped down her chin. She licked her lips once more, gathering the juices before assessing them within her mouth.

Maxxie: “Huh. Tastes vaguely like raspberries. For some reason I thought it would taste more like sweat, but I guess that’s just ‘cos I don’t have ample experience with the multi-licious flavors of girls. … So, did I do a good job?”

Jade: “This was my first time getting… ‘eaten out’ so, I don’t know. …But I’m going to say yes.”

Maxxie: “Your delivery could use some work, but good answer. So, girlfriend, are you ready to return the favor? Or did I awaken your inner jade?”

Jade: “My inner… what?”

Maxxie: “Your inner slut, but I was trying to be all punny… because jade can mean a ‘loose woman’ a.k.a. whore!”

Jade: “…I’m going to pretend I never heard that and just… return the favor, I guess.”

Maxxie: “Good choice. I’m all nice and moist for ya!”

With a chuckle, Maxxie switched positions with Jade, laying down on the bed and spreading her legs, causing her lower lips to widen, revealing her pussy in all its glory. The sight sent a wave of memories flushing throughout Jade’s mind. The times when Maxxie ‘accidentally’ showed her naked body, and how mortified she felt at the time. Yet now, as she looked at it, she realized it no longer held the same level of unfamiliarity. It was just a vagina. The color and exact shape were a bit different, but it was just like what she had between her legs now.

Jade: “I-I’m sorry if I don’t really know where to—”

Maxxie: “Girl, just take it slow and it’ll be fine. Trust me.”

Jade nodded to those basic instructions, and brought her head between Maxxie’s legs. With her tongue outstretched, she brought the tip to the clitoris, lightly tapping it like she wasn’t sure if it would burn her tongue. Instead, she was met with a mild acidic taste. Not what she expected, but also… far from unappealing. 

After taking a breath, Jade shut her eyes as she began to feel her way around Maxxie’s pussy, mimicking the movements she felt just moments ago with long and light strokes. Though she had only a faint idea what she was doing, she heard the sounds of moans escape from Maxxie’s lips, before giving way to directions. Telling Jade to go right, left, up, down, and all around as Maxxie guided her to the softest region of her folds. Once there, Jade exerted greater force with her tongue, and was rewarded with a tiny splash of warm goop that Jade immediately recoiled from.

Maxxie: “What the heck Jade? You got cum all over my sheets!”

Jade: “W-Was I just supposed to take a face full of your… wait, is it cum if it comes from a girl? Wouldn’t it be, um… you’d know better than I and—”

Maxxie: “This is a long-lasting debate for the ages, but as a girl who spent her adolescence in the world of lewd, I says it’s cum. Boy or girl, pee-pee or vee-gee! If it comes with a climax, then it’s 100% cum!” 

Jade: “I’ll… keep that in mind then. So, are we done for the night or—”

Maxxie: “Nope! We might’ve lost our v-cards, but this was a mere warm up. It’s time for the real deal. The G2G! The P2P! Puss-to-puss! That’s right, it’s scissorin’ time! So spread thine legs, young paddy-kin, and allow Maxxie to show you the power of the mightiest of draws!”

Jade: “…Are you sure you didn’t drink the punch?”

Maxxie: “Nah darling, I’m just excited!”

Maxxie rearranged Jade’s body before throwing the entire weight of her body against Jade, smashing their vaginas together. 

Jade: “KYAAAAA!!!”

Maxxie: “Sorry, I always wanted to do that. Now remember, me thrust, you thrust, we all thrust together!”

With only the vaguest of instruction, Jade began slowly following Maxxie’s lead, grabbing her hips as she grabbed hers and squishing their labias against each other. While their cunnilingus earlier was slow and precise, focusing on the lightest details, this was like taking a mallet to their sex, except instead of pain, it was all pleasure. Pleasure they echoed with their moans, gasping and groaning as they pushed each other into their second orgasm. Maxxie came first, and as her juices sank into Jade’s folds, she followed a few seconds later.

Their motions grew slower before eventually coming to a halt. They looked past their breaths at one another’s heads, smiling as they shared in this sensation, before crawling up to the top of the bed and resting their heads on a single pillow. With their faces so close, they couldn’t help but bring them closer, sharing in a kiss that lasted for… how long? Ten seconds? Thirty? A minute? They did not know, and they did not care. All they did care about was the face that… they did it. That they were together. With their bodies exhausted from the party and doubly so from sex, the two slowly rearranged themselves and turned the lights off, sharing in the covers as they laid facing one another, each wrapping an arm around the other’s back.

Maxxie: “So, was it good for you?”

Jade: “Y-Yeah. I… I would say that I feel kind of silly for waiting so long but—”

Maxxie: “Darling, no thinking about the could’ve, would’ve, or should’ve. Embrace the now, and look forward to the future… because our future is going to be certifiably dope! With a capital D-O-P-E!”

Jade: “Because after one more week and finals we’re done with high school?”

Maxxie: “I mean, yeah, if you wanna be a stick in the shit and ignore the fact that our entire world is going to change when we see Verde again in, what, 13 days? Not only will we be done with high school— be free to enjoy our first summer as legal bonafide majors— but we will have the VD at our disposal yet again!”

Jade: “She never actually said she’d give us the VD, so—”

Maxxie: “Oh my gush, Jade! Read the room and learn the lore! Verde is too cool and wild to not give us the VD again! We’re gonna get our mitts on that thing once again, and then we’re gonna have sex as each other! Then as other people entirely!”

Jade: “So, what you mean to say is that we’re in for one bizarre summer?”

Maxxie: “No, my dear Jade! We are in for one sensational summer romp!

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Verde’s Doohickey 2.0 Main Page

Act 1: SwitchY Swap
May 16th: Prom Pomf Pomf Preview
May 29th: Enter Verde’s Doohickey 2.0
May 30th: Let’s Get Swappin’
May 31th: Flare Family Fiasco
June 1st: Graduation Day
June 2nd: The Kurokawa ‘Sisters’
June 3th: My Day As Zoe Xing
June 4th: Love in Seoul
June 5th: Sister Mother and Sister Daughter
June 6th: Back 2.0 Basics
June 7th: Assembling the Posse
June 8th: Anita Neukar in… Vivi Gaimz
June 9th: Mother Daughter Heart-2.0-Heart
June 10th: Daisuke and Paz in… Wacked Up Wednesday
June 11th: VAG Swap
June 12th: Terra’s Tomorrow
June 13th: Haruki’s Birthday Bash

Act 2: CHAOTIC CHANGES
June 14th: Jade and the Kuro Abigale Quinlans
June 15th: Aku_Mako’s E3 2015 Rundown – Day Zero
June 16th: Transform Sex Power
June 17th: Erotic Blitz
June 18th: An Evening At The Local Water Park
June 19th: Date Night Cubed
June 20th: Chicago Diamond Symphonia
June 21st: The Father’s Day Resurrection Special
June 22nd: Nazz and Liang Do Flare Industries
June 23rd: The Kurokawa Family Visits the Museum of Science and Industry
June 24th: Whatever Happened to… Yuccot Kikansky?
June 25th: A World Where The Gamers Won
June 26th: Bond Xing
June 27th: SSS – Sizzling Sexual Summer
June 28th: Lesbians 2.0 Gay Boys
June 29th: Caroline and Raiyne’s Cabin Logs