Content Warning: Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp contains content that some readers might find disturbing, triggering or uncomfortable. This includes sexually explicit activities, strong language, and hateful language and slurs. Reader discretion is advised.
Verde’s Doohickey 2.0: Sensational Summer Romp
June 4th: Love in Seoul
Part 1: The Peak of Love
Date: Thursday, June 4, 2015
Time: 20:56 (Local Time)
Location: Seoul, South Korea
The brilliant lights of Seoul shined radiantly into the night’s sky, shimmering with the results of half a century of progress. It was a marvel to behold from any angle, filled with so many scenic and beautiful locales, there was doubt that anyone, even those who spent their entire life in the city, had seen them all. To some the most beautiful sights were within obscure back alleys, but for others, it was in taking the city as a whole, seeing it from high above, and taking in every little detail.
If one were to do this, they would inevitably look beyond the glitz and glory of industry and eventually see a sea of trees cast in darkness, known as Namsan Mountain Park. One of the few stretches of undisturbed nature in the entire city. Yet, even this forested mountain was home to a small bastion of light that rose into the sky, marking the highest point in the entire city. Namsan Tower.
The building was home to some of the most coveted and premium real estate in the entire city, and there were only two types of people who spent a night in its marquee restaurant, N.Spot. Those who saved up for a once in a lifetime experience. Or those with enough capital and connections to be considered a somebody in a city of 10 million.
Though they were far from locals, there were two people who squarely fit into the latter category, two who immediately stood out from the crowd. Kenneth and Eleanore Flare. Both were fresh from a day-long meeting with high-level executives, but from the way they sat, it was clear that they had cast the stresses of the day behind them. Ken’s belt was unbuckled and his suit jacket was hanging from the back of the chair. While Elly was dressed in a little black dress that illustrated her curves, and revealed just a sliver of cleavage.
Their meal was already at its end, with only their dessert remaining. A collection of tiny sweets, pastries, and other delicacies, all in small bite-sized portions, encouraging the eater to savor the rich flavor. They examined the spread before them before reaching their hands out, each grabbing an identical sweet that neither of them could remember the proper name of. All they knew was that it was creamy and, somehow, even more decadent than it looked.
After swallowing the sweet in near unison, the body of Eleanore paused and brought a hand to their glass, half full of bokbunja wine, and took a sip, patiently allowing the fruity wine to dance across their palate. As they did so, they looked out at the city, the vibrant and colorful lights, shifting with every passing second as the restaurant slowly rotated. The sight and taste were enough to make tonight a memorable experience, but the fact that they were in this body made it something truly special.
A sly grin appeared on their face as they looked down at their slender form, but mostly, at their chest, before looking forward at their original body, their ‘husband’ of the past few days.
Ken(Elly): “I still can’t believe that went as well as it did. Being here, seeing this sight, and being… me. It all feels unreal. Like a wild fantasy come to life. I’ve been thinking that I’ll wake up any minute now. But, after five days, I’m still here.”
Elly(Ken): “I feel the same, Jaanu. I thought today would be a disaster thanks to the jet lag and three hours of prep time. We didn’t even get to see our hotel room… But we did it! We secured a nine figure deal. All thanks to you.”
Ken(Elly): “Oh, please, Mahal Ko. Half the time I was trying not to make an ass out of myself, and the other half, I was just sweet talking those suits. You’re the one who did all the heavy lifting. Hell, just watching you, I almost forgot who you were. It’s like you’ve been practicing for this role all your life.”
Elly(Ken): “Heh. It’s a man’s world, and if one wants to survive in it, they need to know how to work their way around all men and in all situations. Besides, with twenty years of experience, all I had to do was mirror and match the right things at the right moments… while retaining my signature flair.”
Elly(Ken) paused to take a small sip of her wine before nudging herself ever so closer to her spouse.
Elly(Ken): “And I can tell you were doing the same. For all my experience, I was walking on eggshells more than once there, and you saved my ass more times than I’d like to admit. So give yourself at least half of the credit.”
Ken(Elly): “Oh Ken. No matter the body, it always ends up the same, doesn’t it? Let’s just say we both did great.”
As he said that, Ken(Elly) took a tiny bite of a fat macaron before placing it on his plate, rolling his tongue as he savored the flavors.
Ken(Elly): “After this meal, I can say my theory is correct.”
Elly(Ken): “Which one?”
Ken(Elly): “That women simply enjoy food more than men. It’s likely related to their natural oestradiol and progesterone, mingling with the taste buds and causing them to develop in different ways. It would help explain quite a lot about the world, don’t you think?”
Elly(Ken): “Pfft. I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Kelly. I’ve never been the biggest meat lover in the world, but beef has never tasted so good.”
Ken(Elly): “Really? Even better than that time we had wagyu?”
Elly(Ken): “By far.”
Ken(Elly): “Hm… Most likely, every body will have its own preferences and intensities, but we might be able to normalize the data and determine generalities. …We probably shouldn’t think too highly about this when we’re both two and a half glasses in.”
Immediately after saying that, Elly(Ken) finished the last of her drink and placed her glass on the table with a slight thud.
Elly(Ken): “Make it three for me. But I’m going to have to disagree with you there. Wild hypothesizing and going on conversations like this is what you’re supposed to do when you’re drunk. Talk like a wise fool and enjoy your senses.”
Ken(Elly): “…I guess you’re right, but everything I’m sensing is freaking wild right now. I’m looking at one of the most beautiful cities in the world, sitting back with my share of a $400 meal in my stomach. Every time I look down, I see my soulmate’s body, and every time I look straight ahead, I see her in mine.”
Elly(Ken): “Soulmate? I thought you hated that term.”
Ken(Elly): “I did, but… now that I know that souls, or some equivalent, are real, I’ve been thinking about that. Maybe every soul has an ideal match… and maybe every soul has an ideal body. A body that fits them better than the one they were born into. I know it might seem silly— to say that someone is better off in another person’s body. But this is something humanity has never had to consider on a serious level before. And even that might be… wrong. Perhaps humanity will reach the conclusion that… souls should be divorced from their bodies. That bodies are and should merely be vessels to be exchanged and traded. Something fluid, allowing people to trade bodies every week or, if they so choose, keep the same body for decades upon decades.”
Elly(Ken): “…I know the alcohol tolerance of your body pretty well. And if you’re talking about the future that optimistically, you’re definitely drunk.”
Ken(Elly): “Heh. I came to the same conclusion after the… third sentence.”
After picking away at their dessert the past few minutes, only one single fat macaroon remained. Ken(Elly)plopped it into his mouth like it was a common cookie.
Ken(Elly): “If you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the little girl’s room.”
Elly(Ken) rolled her eyes as her husband got up from his seat, grabbed his purse, and started walking toward the restroom. His footing was a bit shaky, but it was straight enough to avoid toppling over himself while in a pair of narrow heels.
Elly(Ken): “I’m still amazed he can walk in those so well… But I suppose heels were originally designed for men.”
With her spouse busy relieving himself, and having already relieved herself 30 minutes ago, Elly(Ken) pulled out her phone. One she always felt was a bit too large to be usable, but now fit perfectly in her masculine mitt. She moved her large thumb across the screen as she searched for a Korean taxi app, and quickly began scheduling a ride to their hotel room. It was a simple action, but so simple that it brought a smile onto her face. It was certainly a lot more convenient than chasing down and hailing a cab in the dead of night.
While Elly(Ken) took care of transit, Ken(Elly) made his way into the women’s restroom, where he walked past a few women and sealed himself into a stall. He took a moment to stare at the toilet before him, practically scowling at it, before cursing himself as he felt his clothes. He had changed into this little black dress after the meeting, and now had to remember how to pee while wearing a dress.
He reached for the zipper in the back, but as his uneven pull jammed the zipper, he groaned and muttered to himself.
Ken(Elly): “I’m only a little drunk, but I’m still too drunk for this shit.”
He yanked up the dress and pulled down his panty, nearly falling down in the process, before plopping his little ass onto the toilet. He took half a breath, as if to calm himself, causing a burst of urine to spray out. He looked down and watched it as the pee escaped his body, almost mesmerized by how much of the toilet bowl it covered and how… quickly it left his body. With such a shorter urethra, there was no ‘urine latency’ between the pee leaving the bladder and coming out, so he always thought the process was a bit premature. There was no shaking out the last few drops of urine and, for some reason, that’s the part that weirded him out.
After cleaning up, Ken(Elly) made his way to the mirrors at one end of the restroom, where a few women were in the midst of touching up their looks. Though his hand was not the most steady, he still had enough confidence to dig the makeup kit out of the purse around his shoulders to ‘freshen up.’ He paused as he went through the steps they explored during a crash course on May 31st.
Reapplying a lipstick to give his lips a more even red coating, taking a brush to touch up his foundation, and pulling out a mascara brush to add a bit extra volume to his lashes. He would have never thought of ever doing something like this a year ago, yet moved with enough grace and poise to… look like a drunk woman doing an okay job applying her makeup.
With the work done, Ken(Elly) took a moment to admire his craft, looking at his current face like a painter examining their canvas. He stared deeply into his dark brown eyes, the contours covering his light brown face, and drew close enough to almost see his pores. After over two decades, this face had gone through some subtle changes, but it was still the face of a beautiful woman who he loved more than anything in the world. His reflection smiled at him before he turned away and walked out the restroom door.
After a brief walk through the restaurant, Ken(Elly) returned to see Elly(Ken) in the middle of paying for their meal using the company credit card. After putting it back into her wallet, she put her arm around Ken(Elly)’s waist, and walked her out to the elevator, whispering into his ear all the while.
Elly(Ken): “You know we’re heading to the hotel, and you still freshened up?”
Ken(Elly): “A woman needs to look her best for any and all occasions. …Besides, I need all the practice I can get.”
Elly(Ken): “Heh. I’ll have you know you’re doing swimmingly. It took me months to get to where you are.”
Ken(Elly): “Thanks… so, do we have any plans for tonight?”
Elly(Ken): “Do you even need to ask?”
Upon entering the elevator, Elly(Ken) drew her spouse even closer and planted a firm kiss on his lips. He returned the favor, wrapping his arms around her as the elevator door closed.
Part 2: Sweet Dreams Come True
Date: Thursday, June 4, 2015
Time: 22:11 (Local Time)
Location: Seoul, South Korea
The hotel room of Ken and Elly stood 24 stories tall and offered a positively immaculate view of the city from their large windows. With lights flickering and cars zooming on by, it was a vibrant sight more than capable of retaining one’s attention. They had the side effect of obscuring the brilliant stars that hung overhead, but the moon still shined radiantly, providing a single natural light amongst all the artificials ones. Though it was not technically a full moon, it was beautiful all the same.
Elly(Ken) sat in a loveseat, dressed in nothing more than a complimentary bathrobe, as she took these sights in, a slight smile on her face. Seconds after hearing a door shut, she was joined by Ken(Elly), his body dressed in a tightly wrapped bathrobe that did little to hide his bust, his hair still slightly damp from his shower. He wasted little time wrapping his slender arm over her broad shoulder, so close that his breasts rubbed against her biceps.
They spent a moment staying like this, almost as close as they could be, sharing a beautiful view, before one of them finally spoke up.
Elly(Ken): “Did you ever think this is where you’d be at this point in your life?”
Ken(Elly): “Hugging my darling and whispering into her ear while thinking about our plans to make love in a few minutes? I mean, the roles have been reversed, but aside from that, what part of this is different from what we were doing in ’91?”
Elly(Ken): “Oh, you know what I mean. I don’t even want to think about how much I would pay for an experience like this. …But what you said tonight about being anyone has gotten me all introspective.”
Ken(Elly): “Please, Mahal Ko. Don’t listen to a drunk 43-year-old woman.”
Elly(Ken): “I will when she’s my wife, and even more when our lives could have been so different if we just made a few more choices.”
Ken(Elly): “I know. If you got a degree, who knows what company you’d be heading. And if I was left to my own devices… I’d probably be out of a job by now.”
Elly(Ken): “You know I hate it when you talk like that.”
Ken(Elly): “I only say it because it’s true. Your dad sold you off on your eighteenth birthday and your husband-to-be was some screw up playboy. Some young idiot more interested in tits likes these than anything else.”
As he said that, Ken(Elly) grabbed his boobs, giving them a firm yet gentle squeeze, almost letting out a moan.
Elly(Ken): “Oh, trust me. I was pissed when I smelled the booze on your breath. …But as a good daughter, I did my due diligence, and gave you a few chances. I was thinking of breaking it off at first, but after that week at the summer home in Aspen…”
Ken(Elly): “We truly connected, in every way a man and woman could. Ever since then, we’ve been an inseparable power couple going all around the world, closing and working every deal that came our way, all while making Flare Industries into what it is today.”
Elly(Ken): “God. You sound like that shitty Crain’s interview from a few years back.”
Ken(Elly): “Well, it’s true. Almost 25 years and the company went from managing 50 million in assets to over a billion. We worked our asses off to get it where it is today! Sure, we have a lot of great people working for us, but it’s not like we’re getting paid to sit on our asses!”
Elly(Ken): “We aren’t… but I know you were considering it for a while. What were your words? ‘Traveling the world like this is a young man’s game, and I’m not a young man anymore?'”
Ken(Elly): “Would you say you feel like a young man, my beloved?”
Elly(Ken): “Eh, these joints are a bit stiff for that, but you’re definitely not old either, Ken.”
Ken(Elly): “Don’t play devil’s advocate with me! I know you’ve felt the same thing.”
Elly(Ken): “I did, and after doing this for half my life, I wanted to do something different, but now, we have something different. All it takes is a change in perspective to make the plain and tired seem fresh and interesting. Things might have been getting old, we were getting old, but if we can switch it up from time to time, I think we can keep this up for another decade. Don’t you agree?”
Ken(Elly): “…Make it nine years. You’re my life, but I don’t want to be traveling the world at age sixty.”
Elly(Ken): “Heh. So compromising. I’m not sure if that suits you or not… but I think I like it.”
Ken(Elly): “What can I say? The act of being someone I love is positively enthralling to me… and you know what the best part is?”
Elly(Ken): “Heh…I was wondering when you’d ask. Come, let me show you.”
Elly(Ken) grabbed her partner by the hand and lifted her off the loveseat, bringing him close to her as they walked to their bed on the other side of the room. Ken(Elly) broke free and slid himself onto the bed, crawling to the center before opening up his robe, showing a strip of the center of his being. His nipples were still obscured, but as Elly(Ken) trailed her eyes downward, she saw his vagina, already damp from anticipation. Elly(Ken) did the same, undoing her robe, exposing her chest, gut, and most especially, penis, already erect. The two locked eyes, shared smiles, and simultaneously cast their robes aside.
With the vibrant lights from the city shining onto the room unimpeded, they expressed the love they had for one another in the most sensual of ways.
They began by wrapping each other in a warm embrace, their hands gripping behind one another’s backs. They lost themselves in each other’s deep brown eyes, growing closer and closer until their lips touched, and their tongues did the same. Playfully, they rolled across the bed as they made out, their bodies pressed together like one, and the only sounds entering their ears were each other’s murmurs.
Elly(Ken): “Oh, Elly. You’re all mine.”
Ken(Elly): “And I’m all yours, Ken.”
Their bodies practically glistened from the lights of the moon and the city, but the love in each other’s eyes was even brighter. Without exchanging a word, they tightened their embrace, binding their bodies together in a single thrust that caused Ken(Elly) to let out a sharp gasp before returning her lips to her lover. Fully united, Elly(Ken) continued to press herself into her lover. Moving faster and deeper still, until she was touching his very soul.
Elly(Ken): “Can you feel it Elly?”
Ken(Elly): “Yes, oh yes. N-Never let me go, darling!”
Elly(Ken) took the lead, but Ken(Elly) offered her far more than just an embrace. He spread his breasts across her chest, rubbing themselves closer together. As she took a break, he sent his lips across her neck, peppering it with tender kisses that always made his body flinch with pleasure. And with every thrust of her manhood, he worked his impressive hips, guiding her to his most sensitive spots. Spots he knew intimately well, just not from this perspective.
It was only once this spot was found that Ken(Elly)’s body was left shivering, and he only shivered more as Elly(Ken) blew softly against his neck, like a cool summer’s breeze. It forced his eyes open, and as they stared at each other once more, they whispered into each other’s ears.
Ken(Elly): “P-Please, K-Ken. Be mine. Till the end of time!“
Elly(Ken): “Only if you are mine.“
Ken(Elly): “Of course I am. That’s why you’re my…“
Elly(Ken): “Soulmate.“
Once Elly(Ken) uttered that word, her grip around Ken(Elly) tightened in every way. He gasped in anticipation, and was greeted with a spike in intensity, each motion faster and harder than the last. All he could do in response was moan in bliss and mutter sweet words of affection. It was only then that Elly(Ken) finally reached the most tender part of Ken(Elly), and it was followed with a climax. A gushing pleasure that overwhelmed both bodies simultaneously, and mingled into one.
The ferocious bliss that ran through their body loosened their tight grip, but they still remained together, their arms wrapped around each other, and their eyes locked together. They could have said anything, but instead they remained silent, sharing not a single word, but the sound of their deep breaths. Time became vague as they remained like this, yet strength soon returned to them, and their grip broke away as they sat up.
Elly(Ken): “Just when things start to get stale, and we are looking for a way to keep things fresh—”
Ken(Elly): “The most amazing thing in the world happens to us.”
Elly(Ken): “Heh. I might not go that far, but it’s pretty close.”
Ken(Elly): “And I think things will only get better once we start switching back and forth.”
Elly(Ken): “At the very least, it will help us hone our technique to something beyond perfection.”
Ken(Elly): “In every way. Fucking as each other, acting as each other, but most of all, just… being each other. Being one in a way that no other couple ever has been.”
Elly(Ken): “You make it sound like we want to become so connected we don’t know where Ken ends and Elly begins.”
Ken(Elly): “Would that really be so bad?”
Elly(Ken): “No. It would be wonderful, don’t you agree?”
Ken(Elly): “You already know the answer, Jaanu.”
The two then joined together in another hug and kiss, holding it for fifteen seconds before relenting.
Elly(Ken): “So, you up for round two? Because ‘little Ken’ is primed and ready.”
Ken(Elly): “Oh, you should know by now that Elly is always up for a second round, Ken. But let’s try to mix it up with a bit of… oral.”
Elly(Ken): “…God, you are such a minx sometimes… and that’s one of the many reasons why I love you so fucking much.”
With the light of the moon and city still shining on them, as bright as ever, the two threw each other back into bed, more than eager to make their sweet, sexy dreams, no matter how bizarre, come true.
Verde’s Doohickey 2.0 Main Page
Act 1: SwitchY Swap
May 16th: Prom Pomf Pomf Preview
May 29th: Enter Verde’s Doohickey 2.0
May 30th: Let’s Get Swappin’
May 31st: Flare Family Fiasco
June 1st: Graduation Day
June 2nd: The Kurokawa ‘Sisters’
June 3rd: My Day As Zoe Xing
June 4th: Love in Seoul
June 5th: Sister Mother and Sister Daughter
June 6th: Back 2.0 Basics
June 7th: Assembling the Posse
June 8th: Anita Neukar in… Vivi Gaimz
June 9th: Mother Daughter Heart-2.0-Heart
June 10th: Daisuke and Paz in… Wacked Up Wednesday
June 11th: VAG Swap
June 12th: Terra’s Tomorrow
June 13th: Haruki’s Birthday Bash
Act 2: CHAOTIC CHANGES
June 14th: Jade and the Kuro Abigale Quinlans
June 15th: Aku_Mako’s E3 2015 Rundown – Day Zero
June 16th: Transform Sex Power
June 17th: Erotic Blitz
June 18th: An Evening At The Local Water Park
June 19th: Date Night Cubed
June 20th: Chicago Diamond Symphonia
June 21st: The Father’s Day Resurrection Special
June 22nd: Nazz and Liang Do Flare Industries
June 23rd: The Kurokawa Family Visits the Museum of Science and Industry
June 24th: Whatever Happened to… Yuccot Kikansky?
June 25th: A World Where The Gamers Won
June 26th: Bond Xing
June 27th: SSS – Sizzling Sexual Summer
June 28th: Lesbians 2.0 Gay Boys
June 29th: Caroline and Raiyne’s Cabin Logs