The following is a list of the many reasons why Natalie Neumann of Natalie.TF is, objectively, and without question, a furry. She deemed this list to be a necessary preface to her review of Mice Tea, a furry transformation visual novel.
- Natalie has been a fan of Pokémon since age 4. (At least 10% of dedicated Pokémon fans are furries).
- Natalie has been a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog since age 7. (At least 20% of dedicated Sonic fans are furries).
- Natalie was a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic up until the end of the third season in 2013. She was an active enjoyer of fan content, including art, parodies, and Cupcakes. Also, at least 40% of all MLP fans are furries.
- One of Natalie’s favorite Nintendo DS games is Solatorobo: Red the Hunter, which is one of the furriest games ever.
- The first thing Natalie ever had a penile orgasm to was a PG-rated Sonic the Hedgehog body swap fanfic she found on DeviantArt.
- The last thing Natalie ever had a penile orgasm to was an X-rated Sonic the Hedgehog body swap fanfic she wrote in her mind.
- Natalie frequently masturbated to shit like this as a teenager.
- Natalie wrote anthropomorphic characters in her 2013 novella Nari’s Log and in her 2014 novella Punky’s Post-Apocalyptic Adventure.
- Maxxie Flare, a main character of Natalie’s 2015 novel, Verde’s Doohickey, is a furry. Maxxie is also the in-universe owner of the K.O. Beast intellectual property and has been described by Natalie as “the ultimate waifu.”
- Natalie has a bizarre fascination with the furry action anime K.O. Beast. Despite having only watched it once in 2012 and thinking that it was ‘pretty good, nothing special,’ she has not gone a month without thinking of it for over a decade.
- The original visual design of Abigale Quinlan, Natalie’s personal favorite character of her creation, was originally surmised as “Shadow the Hedgehog, but a waifu.” Natalie eventually decided to make Abigale Quinlan a central character in the majority of her novels, and made Abigale Quinlan the wife of Verde Dusk, Natalie’s author surrogate. This can all be corroborated to imply that Natalie Neumann wants to fuck Shadow the Hedgehog. When asked directly if she wants to fuck Shadow the Hedgehog, she said, “abso-fucking-lutely” despite claiming to be asexual. If one wants to fuck Shadow the Hedgehog, they are a furry. This is a fact.
- In 2017, Natalie reviewed Angels With Scaly Wings, a dragon dating visual novel.
- In 2019, Natalie reviewed Dimension of Monster Girls, a monster girl dating visual novel. This counts because monster girls are furries for cowards.
- In 2020, Natalie wrote a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon fanfic where the protagonist begins the story by masturbating, while in the body of a cloaca-bearing Gardevoir
- In 2020, Natalie wrote a Dragalia Lost fanfic where the main antagonist is defeated via anal sex with a vegetable person. Are vegetables furries? …Yes!
- In 2020, Natalie wrote TSF Series #004-2: It’s a VoRE Christmas, a short story where one of the characters is a purple-haired girl with rabbit ears that detect treasure like antennae. A furry!
- In June 2022, Natalie wrote a TSF Series #006-3: OPPAI 3 – Let’s Go To Hell, which features a minor character who is a 75% fox 25% human hybrid, but has a cloaca for some gosh darn reason. Nobody but a furry would do that.
- In February 2023, Natalie wrote TSF Series #016: Darling Lust, which features a fox girl character (a furry), who turns into a giant fox, and has nine tails that she uses to have sex with her fairy sister.
- Natalie has read the entirety of the original Cabin in the Woods by Arania. If she was not a furry, that shit sure fucked her into becoming one.
- Natalie LOVES that Cow Link Dark World image by P.Chronos. It not only lives rent-free in her head, she pays it money just for sitting in a ceiling-mounted picture frame above her bed! (Metaphorically.)
- Furries are an incredibly welcoming and kind community, and it would be the height of folly for Natalie to brush them aside as ‘a bunch of weirdos’ when she can make friends.
- Natalie is a fan of transformation and even named her website Natalie.TF. TF. As in Trans-Formation. To be into TF and be against furries is to be a hate criminal.
