Class of ‘09: The Re-Up Review
STEAL YOUR MOM’S DRUGS AND WATCH HER DIE!
SAVE A LESBIAN FROM WHITE TERRORISTS!
MAKE A SUICIDE PACT WITH AN ALT CHICK!
GO HOMELESS AND EXPOSE PEDOPHILES!
SELL CRACK FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE!
GET SHOT BY A MALL COP!
STEAL YOUR MOM’S DRUGS AND WATCH HER DIE!
SAVE A LESBIAN FROM WHITE TERRORISTS!
MAKE A SUICIDE PACT WITH AN ALT CHICK!
GO HOMELESS AND EXPOSE PEDOPHILES!
SELL CRACK FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE!
GET SHOT BY A MALL COP!
This Week’s Topics:
Rydawg’s Bangin’ Summer or: With the Power of Koikatsu and Science, We Shall Become as Gods!
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This Week’s Topics:
This Week’s Topics:
♫My body is across an ocean! My body is beyond the sea! I’m no good at astral projection! So bring back my body to me! Bring back! Bring back! Bring back my body to me!♫
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WATCH YOUR DAD COMMIT SUICIDE!
MANIPULATE BOYS AND STEAL THEIR DRUGS!
INSPIRE AN ANIME-POWERED SCHOOL SHOOTER!
EXPOSE ALL THE PEDOPHILES!
GET LOCKED IN TOXIC FRIENDSHIPS!
INCINERATE WHITE NATIONALISTS!
KILL YOURSELF LIKE A STRAIGHT G!
It was the dopest of times, it was the perviest of times, and it was the spaghettiest of times.
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Through determination, luck, and New Game Plus, the truth shall be revealed, and a miracle shall save us all… or not.
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No one can stop, will stop, or wants to stop this train, so let’s drive her off a cliff and see if she can fly!