Rundown (1/12/2025) Pedantic Porn Problems

This Week’s Topics:

• Rundown Preamble Ramble: Pedantic Porn Problems
• Video Game Movies Are Go! (Sony Pictures Needs Hits Badly)
• Nvivida Wants You To Use AI to Beautify Women in Games (Nvidia Will Un-DEI Femoid Faces!)
• SteamOS is Evolving! (And The Cheap PC Market is Kinda Bonkers)
• The House of the Dead 2 Remake Properly Announced (Because People Need Another Bad Remake…)
• Warui Slime Janai yo by Pandanuki is… Deranged (I Guess This Counts as a TF Showcase)

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Rundown Preamble Ramble:
Pedantic Porn Problems

Something that I, somehow, was not aware of is that 17 states in the US have enacted various forms of porn bans. Which itself is a terrifying concept that really does make VPNs seem like a necessity for modern internet-ing. But rather than talk about this absurd loss of liberty, I want to talk about something that just makes nearly any discussion of erotic materials a ripe pain in the ass. What even is porn anyway?

Akumako: “You asking for a dictionary definition or something?”

No! Because a dictionary definition does not match a personal or legal definition, and both of those run the gamut of meaning different things. Is it porn when it’s a video of two plus people having sex? Does the medium matter? Do the number of participants matter? Does it follow the Supreme Court’s ‘it’s a vibe, fam’ verdict? Well, it depends on how the specific law is written, defined, interpreted, and implemented, so the results are always going to be inconsistent. Because nobody can agree on what basic-ass wording says.

Akumako: “Just like with the constitution!”

EXACTLY! Nobody has or can read the constitution! Because it’s not a document. It’s a mythical fragmentary sensation that is only designed to agree with you and enforce the genocide of your enemies! However, I do view this as a real problem. Determining what is ‘obscene’ or ‘porn’ really should not matter, but it does when laws are involved, you need to take a rigid approach with what these words actually mean. If that results in a complex flowchart or page-long definitions… then good. The more clear and detailed an explanation is, the better.

Now, I could go on and on, entertaining this argument, asking where the lines are. Laying out a spectrum between video recorded non-consensual rape porn, professionally produced porn, animated cartoon porn, illustrated porn, written porn, erotica, suggestive romantic fiction, or straight up something that acknowledges that sex exists as a recreational activity. But that is all kind of missing the point behind any of this legislation. 

The stated point is always some variation of ‘protect the children from the dangers of pornography.’ But it’s not actually out of concern for the children. The measures introduced with legislation like this are objectively not designed to keep children safe. Instead, they are just designed to limit human expression, control the masses, restrict freedom, and shun people who dare to do something that goes against America’s pop-conservative faux-Christian ideology. This is pretty much the reason why so many goldarn pieces of bad legislation get passed, and it is so prevalent that it has turned me into someone who believes that the only real avenue to justice can be found in breaking laws.

Akumako: “You’re a goldarn tax accountant.”

Yes, and? People pay me and I help them follow laws. Taxes suck, and the current system sucks, but it needs to be done. 

However, what just confuses me about this current streak of bills is how they are so… narrow and misdirected in their implementation. They don’t just impose a blacklist of the top 1000 porn sites in the world, and force them to restrict access to them. That would not work because why would a porn site based in The Philippines care about what Alabama tells them to do? Seriously, what could they actually do about them?

Instead, a third of all American states have been mostly eyeing the biggest fish in the sea. Sites from the Yum! Brands of porn sites, the Canadian company Aylo. Owners of Brazzers, PornHub, RedTube, Nutaku, and other sites I know by name, but not experience. I am an adult and masturbate with material from my brain, thank you very much. 

Now, I could talk about how some states or sites have this wildly terrifying ID verification system. Because who the hell would trust a porn site with their ID information? I don’t trust anybody with that other than governments, because they already have that shit on file. Instead, I want to highlight just how… misdirected and impossible this goal is just on a conceptual level. Because nowadays, you don’t even need to head to a porn site to get porn. 

Akumako: “Yeah! You just haul your lumbering ass onto social media. And social media won’t ever fully block porn, because if they do that, then their platform just dies! Look at what happened to Tumblr back in 2017. It died in a matter of days! Tik-Tok is 30% softcore porn, mostly of fat-assed White bitches dancing like they’s Black so diet Nazis can jerk off to it in their cars. Twitter has been a de facto porn site ever since they added video. Amazon-Twitch has tried to not be a porn site, but… everybody just gets mad as hell at them when they try to start up a moderation change. And Reddit is also just a porn site! You can’t even get good TF content on there without running through blasé straight man’s porn!”

EXACTLY! The only major platform that manages to kind of avoid this is YouTube— which is funny, as the site was built so some White dudes could see a Black woman’s nipples. Hell, even platforms like DeviantArt and Pixiv, who have a no genitals policy for most things, are still de facto porn sites. You can block it and find a lot of other great stuff on them, but a lot of people are just there for cummy d-lights.

It is all so deeply pointless, so ineffectual, and does so little beyond harming people who make careers out of this stuff, while also not actually doing that. I cannot tell if this is just incompetence, unwillingness, plain old ignorance, or a way to make big waves while minimizing the amount of paperwork. Because they are just going after a scattering of mainstream targets. The ones best equipped to fight back.

Akumako: “I’m pretty sure the actual point here is to make people think that ‘should porn be banned’ is a legitimate question to address on a national level.”

Gosh do I hate these long-con narrative shaping mind games… And of course that question goes back to the fact that these terms are so poorly defined when used in conversation. I understand there being some need to crack down on the porn industry for its bad practices, dubious consent, and occasional pedophilia, but the US is not a pro-worker or pro-labor nation. If they really cared about sex workers, they would actually address the systemic and broader issues.

I agree that exposure to certain materials, whether they be obscene or vulgar, at a young age can be harmful. Me and plenty of people have seen things we really should not because of ready and unsupervised access to the internet. However, it is difficult to find a means of restricting children’s access to the internet without requiring an ID system. And I already talked about how all of those systems have problems with the big 2024 Ramble. 

The best approach would be to just educate the population, but Republicans basically want to end public education, which really would make the United States look like a laughing stock. Like… bro. Even third world countries with governments created by the US have free education. It is just a standard way of running a civilized society. Also, I would call absolute bullshit on that as a property owner. Do you know how much of my money I give to the public schools around me? $6,227 a year! So many systems are dependent on education working the way it is, and—

Akumako: “Natalie, public schools are funded mostly through property taxes and other local taxes. The Federal government imposes some guidelines, and some funding, but your high school district only gets $1,780,000 from Federal funding. That’s literally less than one percent of their total receipts. But they do issue financial aid for college and—”

I will happily pay an extra 30% in property taxes to subsidize State universities.

Akumako: “You’re losing the plot, dumbass!”

This is a political discussion now, and conservatives just love putting children and porn in the same bucket. It’s not my fault they’re perverted like that!

In all seriousness, this tidbit really is just a taste of the utterly insane anti-human practices that are going to be rolled out in order to help these oligarchs spread their power. The next four years are gonna suck, and these preamble rambles are probably just going to blossom into my latest political hot take, where the message is the same every week. Fuck off, you hateful bigots. You already control too much, and people should break everything you own, including your legs!

Akumako: “Natalie, no threats!”

Saying eat the rich is still protected by free speech. Eating means cannibalism in this context, and breaking legs is mild compared to that. Assault versus homicide. I’m in the green. Suck it, bi-atch!

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Video Game Movies Are Go!
(Sony Pictures Needs Hits Badly)

The ‘video game movie curse’ is something that was talked about on and on and on again. There is about two decades of futile discussion about ‘why are there no good video game movies’ that just does not really apply anymore, and I cannot help but look back on it with confusion. The answer for how to make a good video game movie was always there. Capture the spirit of the IP, but adapt it and just make a good movie that respects the original. Or if a game’s story was just that good, then focus on the story and adapt that into a show, not a two-hour affair. I hate to say it was always that simple… but it just was. 

Nowadays, many adaptations are proving to be quite good. The Super Mario Bros. Movie, the successful trilogy of Sonic the Hedgehog films. HBO’s The Last of Us was well-liked (no, I won’t talk about the series’ pro-genocide messaging, because it’s all non-canon.) Amazon’s Fallout was a surprise hit. And Cyberpunk: Edgerunners basically began the wave of reassessments of Cyberpunk 2077, where whiners realize ‘this game is good, actually.’ 

As such, it’s thoroughly unsurprising that PlayStation Pictures announced adaptations of some of Sony Computer Entertainment’s biggest IP. Namely Horizon The 0ᵗʰ Dawn, Helldivers Part II – The Good One, and Ghost of Tsushima.

I think this is a few years too late for Sony, as these announcements will likely not bear any results until 2028 at the earliest, due to how involved big sci-fi action projects are. But I suppose that is kind of the problem with a lot of topical film productions of non-legacy series. It took them until 2022 to release their Uncharted movie, after it stewed in the planning phases since 2008. But I guess this is kind of the next frontier for big money making Hollywood movies. Mining into untapped and popular IPs. Though, any film announcement made nowadays is going to be one that I need to look at with… concern.

Hollywood has never been a pro-artist endeavor and has always existed to industrialize and capitalize on the creation of artwork strictly for the benefit of the ruling class. And after the pandemic, they have gone full mask off. 

They started staffing film sets with overworked skeleton crews, and it worked so well that they have continued to minimize the staff on film sets, preventing people from getting money and experience. Despite a strong pivot to animation during the pandemic, they have basically turned their back on the whole industry, putting loads of brilliant artists out of work. And just when things couldn’t get much worse, they saw AI and viewed it as a machine that made ‘art’ from electricity and computers. With it, they want to replace actors with AI, VFX teams with AI, writers with AI— basically everything with AI, except for the executives. Because executives are the point of industry. The point of industry is to line the coffers of the elite while extracting as much capital from workers. 

And if you don’t like that… fill your car with six propane tanks, and crash it into a mansion or something! If you kill a rich bastard. Cool. If you just burn their house down… cool! It’s not even violence, because cars aren’t weapons. You can talk about restricting guns, but you can’t do that with nature’s gun. The All-American Truck-kun!

Tangent aside— cripes, that is just my catch phrase at this point— I worry that any film entering production will be one of the first movies to be made out of AI guck. And even though I don’t particularly care for any of these IPs, I do worry that the production could be tarnished by Hollywood’s latest fascination. And I simply don’t want to see that. …Or maybe it being lambasted and hated would improve things. But it would need to do Kraven the Hunter numbers to do that. Not Morbius, because that basically broke even, doubling its budget

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Nvivida Wants You To Use AI to Beautify Women in Games
(Nvidia Will Un-DEI Femoid Faces!)

Oh cripes. This probably should have been bigger news, because this could become a real shit show. So, Nvidia has been dominating the gaming graphics market for a while. And the tech market. And the AI market. I know a client who was sacked with a bunch of Nvidia as part of an estate and… they’re sitting pretty pretty. Not as good as Mister ‘I own 200 BTC that I bought for $2 to $100 each and sit around in my apartment all day’ but that dude sucks.

Guh. I swear this is not ADHD, this is just my autism.

So Nvidia announced their 5000 series of graphics cards as CES this past week, and while I do not have any need for a new GPU, I will say that their numbers are big. Still should have made the 5060 come with 12GB of VRAM, as that is kind of needed for modern games, but whatever. That’s just another reason to budget gamers to try out an ARC B580. Or just buy one of the mythical 3060s that came with 12GB of VRAM. I somehow got one during the pandemic, and it’s nice! Nvidia did a bunch of demos for their fancypants new technology, and I have a feeling we, as a gaming society, need to really discuss the value of image clarity versus resolution. But what I actually want to talk about is their AI face features.

Watch the above video if you haven’t, because this shit needs to be seen to be believed. It starts by showing a ‘standard face’ of a female character. The character looks fine, looks realistic, not wearing any obvious makeup, and having some… non-White features. (I’m sorry, I genuinely cannot tell what race this woman is supposed to be.) But when Nvidia’s AI-powered neural faces are used then… she looks like a doll. 

Her face becomes less emotive. Her skin color changes to adopt a glossy finish. Shading is applied to the edges of her face in a way that makes the center of her face brighter. She’s got lipstick and eyeliner. Her eyes are higher and forehead is smaller. And this non-White woman’s face has been grafted to better represent Euro-centric beauty standards.

It’s pretty much just the Aloy beautification tweet that went viral three years ago, or any of the uber-sexist beautification mods that have been put on blast as of late. Because they are wasted efforts by people who don’t know what a real woman looks like, feels like, or smells like. (Though they know what they taste like…) It is so overt, and I just know that, if this technology really advances beyond a tech demo, then these gormless pricks are going to view this as a ‘de-woke’ option for games.

It is such an obvious outcome that I have to think that this was intentional. That Nvidia realizes that people want to use AI to mask the real world and overlay agreeable slop over everything so they don’t need to be reminded that certain people exist. They refer to this as crossing the uncanny valley, but… what they are doing is just the opposite. They are taking something grounded in realism and replacing it with something that looks like it was modeled after an airbrushed playgirl. Or a face changing app meant to make people hate their appearances.

Is this part of a broader corporate goal of making everybody have no idea what a human looks like, despite everybody having a damn camera in their pocket? And completely fucking up entire generations’ idea of what humans actually look like? …Yeah, pretty much. The future is here, and it’s the one smart people warned you about for the past 40 years… through some of your favorite pieces of fiction. 

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SteamOS is Evolving!
(And The Cheap PC Market is Kinda Bonkers)

Okay, okay, what’s the good news that I can deliver to all the ‘children’?

Akumako: “Switch 2 is real!”

No, my daughter-mother-sister-friend. Nintendo will not change their plans, even if everybody knows that the Switch is real. It was at CES, with various booths just straight up having a demo unit of the system and advertising cases and controllers for it. Still not announced, but it will be. Meaning this 7 year odyssey can come to an end.

Akumako: “The Switch has been out for eight years though.”

No, Switch Pro rumors. They have been running rampant since 2018. And what is a Switch 2 but a Switch Pro Max?

Akumako: “…The longer I’m around this girl, the more sense she makes. Scary stuff.”

The good news I want to bring to the table pertains to Valve’s Linux branch, SteamOS. Linux has had a general user problem for decades now, and people are desperate for a version of it that just works right outside of the box so they can stick it to Windows and fully own their computers. Frankly, I see the appeal, but I’m a tax accountant, and you use Linux to avoid taxation, not process it!

Previously, SteamOS has largely been a Steam Deck exclusive operating system. But at CES, it was announced that the upcoming handheld PC, the Lenovo Legion Go S will be the first licensed third-party product running SteamOS. And Valve is even going to release a public build of SteamOS for other handhelds in April. Indicating that Valve is making strides with their operating system and will probably release it to desktop enthusiasts SOON™.

Unfortunately, Valve operates under ‘rich private company with a money printing press’ time, so this may be a while away. But at least handheld PCs will have even more life in them, operating under a learner and gaming-centric OS. This could have been avoided if Microsoft focused on a lightweight gaming ‘Windows Xbox OS’, but the Windows team has not been given enough of something for the past 15 years. 

Akumako: “Are you going to talk about how cluttered this market of handheld gaming PCs is getting?”

No, at least not yet, because Valve has not announced figures for the Steam Deck, and I doubt it’s over 5 million. While all of these newfangled handheld PCs do not operate under the same scale as a typical gaming console. But I will say this is not a concern for the Switch 2, because people want to buy a Nintendo. They don’t want or need a fully fledged computer. But if they do… honestly, these handheld PCs make for pretty good desktop PCs. So long as you have a docking station.

Akumako: “The same applies to that $600 Mac Mini.”

Anything is better than those shitty HP ProDesks with 8GB of ram for $600… gosh my side job made a mistake buying so many of those.

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The House of the Dead 2 Remake Properly Announced
(Because People Need Another Bad Remake…)

The House of the Dead Remake (2022) was… bad. Much can be said about the artistic intent of a remake, the changes in the mass market’s art design preferences and the saleability of an older aesthetic. House of the Dead (1996) was a game operating under the aesthetic sensibilities of its era, and was a largely colorful, camp, and silly looking game. One that captured the violence of a zombie movie, but adorned it with many cartoonish elements. These were gradually lost as the series went on and sensibilities changed, with The House of the Dead: Overkill (2009) in particular being a standout, mostly realistic looking, affair. Its zaniness filtered through a semi-ironic grindhouse aesthetic, while still being undeniable.

Though, perhaps a better example is 2018’s House of the Dead: Scarlet Dawn. A bizarrely arcade-only affair that featured a realistic Unreal Engine 4 art style, but garnished everything in a layer of palpable camp. The UI, sound effects, voice clips, it all feels very reminiscent of the original titles, neatly preserving the spirit, while delivering on the modern expectations of what zombies ought to look like.

The problem with the remake was not the fact that it looked realistic, but how things were shaded, lit, and presented, often with darker and more serious skin. A skin that is incongruous with the (new and worse) campy voice acting, exaggerated UI elements, bumping score, and skeleton of a deliberately unserious thrill ride. Which is before getting into its many technical issues, compromises that arise in trying to retain mechanical and programmed simplicity when creating something with exponentially higher fidelity. The more things you have moving at once, the harder it is to make things precise. 

At least that’s what my ever eroding memory says about the remake. If you want a full rundown on why THOTDR is a bad remake, check out this IdolismJ video from a few years back. 

The initial press release announcement of THOTDR was paired with an announcement for a remake of the far more beloved second game, The House of the Dead 2. I expected this to have a quick turnaround, less than two years, as assets could be recycled and how long does it take to make an hour-long thrill ride? Instead, it has been nearly three years. That is bizarre, but maybe the developers used this time to revise their art direction, process feedback, and make a better remake. …But based on the reveal trailer, they didn’t do that.

Yeah, based on the level that was featured in the trailer, it is still deterring on the side of realism, has tonally inappropriate lighting, and just looks realistic in a way that undermines the camp. Like the assets were made by an outsourcing studio that did not know what game they were making assets for. I’m not bad mouthing MegaPixel— they’re just the work horses making this game. This aesthetic choice comes from either publisher Forever Entertainment or some schmuck at Sega with bad taste. Which makes this all the more frustrating, as I’m sure the artists at MegaPixel would love to make something that looks like the 

It all makes me wish Sega could just re-release the older games. I mean, they ported THOTD2 to Wii back in 2008, parts 3 and 4 hit the PS3 in 2012, and Scarlet Dawn never saw a console release. But I guess they’d rather pay tens of millions for a studio to remake a game they can sell for $25 than re-release six games for $60 and probably considerably less money.

…And they should also do a Virtua Cop trilogy, because those games are as dope as you can get for blasted Copaganda! 

The House of the Dead 2 Remake will be released for PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series, Switch, and PC this spring.

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Warui Slime Janai yo by Pandanuki is… Deranged
(I Guess This Counts as a TF Showcase)

Ugh, this Rundown is too negative and too tangent-y, as my mind is in the crypto mines and filled with political dread. So let me talk about a comic that I have been sitting on for… five months. One that I considered too extreme and buck wild for TSF Showcase. It’s time for some grade-S erotic nonsense with Warui Slime Janai yo [I’m Not A Bad Slime, Okay] by Pandanuki.

Also, fair warning, this is definitely an e-hentai yellow screen comic, and all of these fictional cartoon characters are clearly minors. There’s a reason I’m burying this in a Rundown, because… woof. Seriously, if you don’t want to have a bad time, leave. Just leave.

LEAVE!!!

What really strikes me about this comic is how it starts off fairly typical, embodying certain trends I have observed without cataloging in my routine treks through the erotic gulags. The comic starts innocently with Takeru recounting how he found a mysterious creature, a slime, in the rain one day, and adopted them as his pet and best friend. The two grew up together, playing video games together, but as Takeru grew older, he began distancing himself from his little ooze buddy, choosing to instead spend his time with his high school girlfriend, Hazuki. 

A fair enough premise. Reminiscent of Slime no Ongaeshi ~Akui Naki Wana~ [The Slime’s Repayment ~A Trap Without Malice~] by Ushinomiya. Except clearly targeting a possession angle, rather than a slime to human transformation. But… keep going with it.

Takeru is just peachy with this new passion of his, tells the slime that he’s tired of playing games with him and just wants to spend time with “the one [he] loves most in the whole world.” Which he, like an asshole, says while slime is in earshot. Takeru and Hazuki then go out for burgers, only for the slime to follow along, using this as an opportunity to crawl up a table and slither into Hazuki’s cup. This should be plainly obvious, as this is a dark green slime, but the two are lovebirds playing over an indirect burger kiss to really notice, and when Hazuki takes a sip, she quickly realizes something is wrong. 

After returning home, Hazuki finds herself hot and bothered, feeling unnerved, rattled, and also very aroused, because this is a hentai comic. Her nipples get exaggeratedly erect, her sex is gushing, and as she tends to her physical urges, she feels a strange sensation in her head. A foreign presence assaulting her brain, seeping into it, and taking hold of her body. The slime takeover has begun, and it’s an effective sequence.

There’s a strong yet futile resistance from the possessee as the possessor takes hold of the body, seemingly unaware of the resistance. The body’s facial expressions go to some crazy places. And as the conflict continues, the body’s mouth sputters out random noises while the eyes roll back into the head. All until the slime takes a few awkward steps, gripping onto a mirror, and cheerily declaring that they’re Hazuki. 

Back at Takeru’s house, he is wondering where his slime friend could have gone, only for ‘Hazuki’ to arrive at his door, looking dead-eyed, not wearing ‘her’ glasses, and wandering inside. Takeru is confused by their drastically different personality, claims that ‘they’re back,’ and the way they gravitate to his game console. Takeru eventually grabs ‘Hazuki,’ begging to know what’s up with them… only for the slime to ooze out of her head, revealing themself.

This terrifies Takeru, who immediately demands that the slime turn her back to normal… only for the slime to say they can’t. They’re the only one left in this head. Takeru, in turn, goes ballistic, grabbing the slime, crying as he begs them to give Hazuki back, saying that they’re not Hazuki, no matter the body. That the slime is nothing less than an evil monster.

Now, at this point, halfway through the comic, it’s easy to just assume what comes next. The slime will rape Takeru, start honing into her mannerisms, and try to convince Takeru that they’re the better Hazuki or some such thing. Right? 

…No. 

Wrong. 

Abso-bloody-lutely not, you buffoon! 

You want to know what happens on the page after Takeru calls the slime an evil monster? They grow tits three times bigger than their head! 

Not the most humongous tits I’ve ever seen. But at least an honorable mention for how abrupt this is. There is zero foreshadowing, nothing leading up to this, and this sight, his girlfriend’s body being defaced with these massive tits, leads Takeru to do three things. Cry, crumple down to the floor in fear, and pop a stiffy.

In this state, the slime chooses to caress Takeru and stick their titties in his mouth. Takeru panics, busts, and the slime snatches Takeru’s wish-filled white pee-pee, saying it “feels good.” So the slime then, apropos of nothing, gives him probably the worst titjob possible, and a blow job.

Okay, at this point, this is still within some realm of reasonableness in this wack-ass world of hentai. …But then the slime starts pouring their ooze into Takeru’s urethra and he’s visibly in pain from this, crying, sobbing as he asks why as this ooze invades his body, and… it turns his dick into a 69 centimeter tool of ass destruction and inflates his balls until they’re as big as the slime’s tits. 

Akumako: “What the fuck are you talking about?”

I’m sharing!

Akumako: “No, but just… who does this fetish appeal to?”

Hell if I know. The worst experience in my life involved testicular inflation.

Akumako: “Quote that shit!”

At this state, both the protagonist and antagonist are already misshapen freaks, but we are not even close to being done. The slime then strips off Takeru’s shirt and takes aim at his nipples, licking them and pouring ooze into them so he grows boobs. I’d ask how, but man nipples are an orifice. So Takeru is this person with big boobs, a feminine waistline and ass, the biggest pair of balls ever attached to a regular-sized human, and a dick as big as… six dicks. In the span of a few minutes, he has been reduced to this terrified little creature, clawing away as the slime says that nobody else will ever touch him.

This has ceased to be even close to erotic, and has just become full-on bizarre shit. That only gets worse when the slime gives Takeru a rimjob, smacking their 3x head size boobs onto his 3x head size balls, which somehow makes him cum so hard that he ejaculates sperm the size of marbles. Because big balls produce big sperm! The slime then says the preparations are complete, which… I need to pause to call bullshit, because… what preparations? None of this could have been planned! Slime, you are not a premeditated sex criminal, you are just a callous critter of chaos!

With Takeru’s brain turned into jelly at this point, the ooze within forces him to fuck the slime possessing Hazuki. And this is a valley of normality in this act of sex. Just four pages of these misshapen husks of humans having penis in vagina sex. Even a monkey could understand some of this. 

…And then the slime pours ooze into Takeru’s mouth, causing his boobs to double in size as they become full of unborn babies. Like, at least six month old babies, ten to a dozen per tit.

Hey WordPress, is this okay to host?

Just… bask in this. Realize that a human being had to imagine this, draw this, ink it, publish it on a website for money, translate it into Chinese, and that somebody liked this so much that somebody wanted to share this with the world. They paid a man to translate this into English. So that it could be shared amongst the Anglosphere. And then over 1,000 people on ExHentai then, logged into their accounts, favorited this. …And then I saved it on my hard drives, for months, before disgracing my website of almost 13 years with it.

The slime’s reaction to this is… “me too,” so they grow a monster dick and fuck Takeru in the asshole. …I think. To achieve this, slime’s penis… grows through Takeru’s large intestine, which is like five meters, and it somehow fills Takeru’s belly and balls with babies. Giant sperms collide, forming embryos, and Takeru is just in… duress. In duress as he is forced to fill the slime with giant sperm, causing their boobs and belly to become frothing with embryos. Having reached their final state in this wild nonsense fuckfest, the pressure grows too immense and both Takeru and the slime start releasing their children. 

These unborn children bust out of every hole they can manage. Out the dick, out the pussy, out the nipples, out the damn belly button. Just baby after baby, out in a barrage that leaves both parties with white eyes, because they’re giving birth several times a second, and cuming every time they do so.

The end result of this is a small army of slime children, all looking on at their parents as they rest on the bed, their bodies still viciously misshapen, unable to properly walk or exist within society, caressing each other. Or rather, the slime is caressing Takeru’s body. Takeru is still conscious despite everything, but he has ceased to be a person and has become a birthing machine to spread the slime. And all for what? …Nothing!

Girl, yo ass is tiny! Expand that shit!

The slime has no grand ambitions, their world centers around Takeru, and this is just a way to keep him in here forever, keep them together until… someone drops 8,500 tons of napalm on this whole town. Because if this freak escaped, then humanity would just be over. This is not just a bad slime, this is the worst slime. …Yet some fools seem to think this is a happy ending. Even though a child is dead. Another child has been raped in a way that no human ever has ever imagined up until now. And an evil monster has been unleashed on this earth capable of destroying it all? Just because the monster is happy, that makes it a happy end? 

Warui Slime Janai yo is the type of bizarre that you truly cannot find unless you go digging for it. It is something that deserves every warning and word of caution one could throw at it, but for all its disgusting and vile elements, I cannot really deny the amount of passion, creativity, and skill that went into its creation. It is something that I cannot help but respect in its tenacity. Something that, while basically unrecommendable to anyone who isn’t a sick freak, has an undeniable artistry to its construction and execution. I think it’s a spectacle, something as funny as it is horrific, and after holding onto this dark secret for months, I just had to share it somehow.

…And that’s it. You can go home now. Bye-bye~!

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Progress Report 2025-01-12

Oh my goooosh, Nina Tendo! Just announce the freaking Switch 2 already! Everybody is leaking it out and people know what it looks like. Every damn day this past week has had something new to add to the pile! But we still don’t know what games this new system will have, and the people need to know! Just please announce it next week, Nina. Because this is just embarrassing at this point.

2025-01-05: Finished reviewing the rest of the World Information for Verde’s Doohickey 2.0 and rewrote some sections. It was like 18,000 words. Could have done more, but that shit was boring and dense! Played more Hades before realizing that the game’s basically done at this point.

2025-01-06: Finally started work on the VD2.0 Act 3 outline, starting by revising what I initially wrote for the starting chapter and deciding on what the main gimmick of this act will be. I had the Posse Logs last time, but there’s no way in fuck I am doing that again, so the plan is to give every chapter a Gaiden section. A short-story at the end of each chapter. This is a big project, so it takes a fair bit of mental bandwidth to approach it all at once, so it was a lot of organizing things, but I finished the outline of half of the first chapter and the second chapter. 

2025-01-07: Uh… shit, I was busy working late last night, but I did edit and revise one of the main chapters in the VD2.0 Act 3 outline. Wrote some of the Rundown. How much? Some. Check tomorrow for better figures.

2025-01-08: Between today and yesterday, I wrote 5,000 words for the Rundown.

2025-01-09: Wrapped up the Rundown, grabbing images, getting everything ready to go. Worked until 1 AM and did not even take a shower because I was too busy with work!

2025-01-10: Wrote the House of the Dead segment and was bombarded with work from dawn to dusk, again. Fuck this shit!

2025-01-11: The weekend… MEANING MORE WORK! FUCK! NOOOO progress was made on VD2.0 in four days! YRAGH!

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