I went over to my grandmother’s house when I was a little kid, where I learned how to read, write, do math, and played with a group of kids she cared for. On New Year’s, I learned that one of them, named Amber, who is about 18 or 19 now, had a baby with a black man even though her family is terribly racist and dysfunctional as can be. She’s now living with the baby, who she abandoned for about a year, her mother, who is a suicidal alcoholic, and her grandmother, who is a sociopath who does not understand how money works. I also made out with this girl a lot when I was four, and last saw her when she was fourteen, where she looked like a well formed and very promiscuous girl… I just felt like sharing that. It certainly made my life look awesome in comparison. (more…)