Rundown (6/08/2025) Segmented Summer Showcases 2025 – Slice 1
This Week’s Topics:
- Rundown Preamble Ramble: Segmented Summer Showcases 2025 – Slice 1
- The State of Play Rundown (And MORE Ranting About PlayStation’s Lack of Legacy)
- The State of Play Miscellaneous Announcements (It’s Silly Having 30 Subheaders, Aight?)
- Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles Announced (STOP BLURRING SPRITES, IDIOT!)
- Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection Announced (And It’s About Time Too!)
- Pragmata Re-Announced (Pragmata is NOT Dead!)
- Romeo is a Dead Man Announced (Grasshopper is NOT a Dead Studio)
- Bloodstained: The Scarlet Engagement Announced (Bloodstained 2 Bay-Bee!)
- 007 First Light Announced (Of Course It’s a James Bond Origin Story)
- Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls Announced (Mahvel 4, Hold The Capcom)
- Switch 2 Bad Publicity (Switch 2 Came Out to Zero Reviews)
- Summer Game Fest Rundown (Keighley’s Summer Game Adverts VI)
- Sonic Racings CrossWorlds Is A Crossover Racer (And All The Children Screamed)
- Code Vein II Is REAL! (My Suspicions Were Right! RIGHT!)
- Killer Inn Announced (Where is My Deception V? I was Promised Deception!)
- Lego Voyagers and Lego Party Announced (Double Lego Toil & Trouble!)
- Wu-Tang: Rise of the Deceiver Announced (Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin’ To Fuck Wit!)
- Project Century Is Stranger Than Heaven (And It’s (Probably) a 100 Year Saga!)
- Resident Evil 9: Requiem Announced (And Not Much Else)
- The Miscellaneous Announcements! (There are Too Many Games!)
Rundown (6/18/2023) Segmented Summer Showcases (S3) 2023: Later Bitches, I’ll See Ya Next Year!
This Week’s Topics:
- Rundown Preamble Ramble: Welp, Nothing Much Happened!
- The Embracer Group REALLY Screwed Up! (Embracer Group to Announce Restructuring, Layoffs, Closures, and Cancellations)
- To Hell With Our 800+ IPs! We Just Need Lord of the Rings! (Embracer Plans to Exploit the Lord of the Rings License)
- A Brief Recollection of Shadows of the Damned (Shadows of the Damned Remastered Announced)
- You Cringe, But I Don’t (Natalie Explains Why She Dislikes A Contemporary Term Part VI)
Rundown (10/17-10/23) Re;Masterpiece
Wherein I discuss the dubious distinction of a masterpiece, yet another Sony PC port, another accursed acquisition, and a doubtfully definitive rendition of games that probably should be better.
(more…)Rundown (5/1-5/7) Don’t Look Into My Corrupted Mind; You Don’t Wanna
Let’s see… how to fill up a loosely related introductory paragraph… Oh, I’m almost done with community college before I move onto a real university, which is going to suck since I’ll need to commute into the city, but whatever. In the meantime, my summer is going to be pretty free, aside from the nonsense that will surely follow coming out to my parents; which I probably shouldn’t be talking about on a public blog, but I don’t really care if the mundane details of my life are detailed to other people. They probably should not even care, because aside from my self loathing and stream of thoughts that can only be conjured by a corrupted mind, I’m quite boring. (more…)




