Rundown (6/14/2026) S3 2026: STOP! You’re Making A Mess!
This Week’s Topics:
- Rundown Preamble Ramble: Stop! You’re Making a Mess!
- Microsoft’s S3 2026 Festivities (No Games For Genocide, Bitch!)
- The Miscellaneous Microsoft Trough (Go Away, Xbox!)
- Gears of War: E-Day’s First Major Showing (The Return to Form Apology)
- Persona 4 Revival Was Properly Revealed (And I’m FINE With It)
- Crazy Taxi: World Tour Announced (Verified AI Slop Revival)
- Vivarium Re-Announced (A Hand-Drawn Boku no Natsuyasumi Like!)
- Persona 6 Announced (With A Nothing Trailer!)
- Spyro 4 is REAL! (It’s Been 18 Years…)
- Thief: The Dark Project Remastered Announced (The Next Nightdive Joint)
- The Nintendo Direct Section (Nat-Nat Will Never Sleep!)
- Nintendo Direct 2026-06-09: Minor Things of Note (Many Minors!)
- The Ocarina of Time Remake Announced (I’m Indifferent Until I Learn Literally Anything About It)
- Muramasa Revenant Blades Announced (After 11 Years of Waiting, Vanillaware Finally Brought A Game to PC!)
- Xenoblade Games Get Nintendo Switch 2 Editions (Xenoblade 1, 2, and 3 As God Intended)
- Xenoblade Genesis Announced (Neat, But What’s Going On?)
- Nintendo Switch Sports Resort Announced (This Should Have Been Nintendo Switch Sports 1)
- Final Fantasy Resonance Announced (From The Ashes of Final Fantasy Brave Exvius)
- Touhou Koumakyou: New Classic – the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil Announced (Natalie FINALLY Talks About Touhou)
- Video Games This September Are Bonkers, Yo! (Wake Me Up When Septembergeddon Ends)
- Ubisoft Celebrates S3 2026 With LAYOFFS! (380 People Can No Longer Support Their Families!)