Rundown (9/20-9/26) Electrolysis is Not Fun
Wherein I discuss genital electrocution, the consolidation of gamindustri, how propriety memory is always a mistake, the shift from Zero to the Future, a new challenger in this era of platform wars, and a curious compilation of classic titles.
(more…)Natalie Rambles About Dragalia Lost – Chapter 5: Love, Loss, and Gripes
Because when you pour 1,000 hours into something, your thoughts on it become all kinda of mixed and muddled!
(more…)Rundown (9/13-9/19) The Plan to Eradicate All Pubes
Wherein I discuss a lackluster fantastical reveal, the final details surrounding the next generation of gaming, a hunter returning to their true home, and a bunch of other weeb garbage.
(more…)Rundown (9/06-9/12) Systems of Frustration
Wherein I discuss my writing being invalidated by patches, the highs and lows of the next Xbox, another limited remastered compilation, a most unexpected prequel, the fumblings of a troublesome trend-chaser, and the most absurd company name in all of video games. Oh, and also Ubisoft’s attempts at repressing the fact that they defended and protected abusers for years.
(more…)Rundown (8/30-9/05) Oopsie! Scheduling Conflict Imminent!

Wherein I provide a Nigma Box Update, discuss Nintendo’s Mario-related nonsense, and hot forklift action coming to an anime channel near you.
(more…)Rundown (8/23-8/29) Work Life Imbalance 2: Sorrow is a Virtue
Wherein I discuss a brand new Switch-up, a most unexpected remake, the fall from Zero unto nothingness, and yet another incomprehensive compilation.
(more…)Rundown (8/16-8/22) Patron of the Perverse
Wherein I discuss supporting my hobby with money, an embarrassing display by Epic, the revival of a satisfactory skyward story, and a mysterious remake.
(more…)Rundown (8/09-8/15) Grammar Yammer

Wherein I discuss how English is hard, a canceled sale of obscene proportions, the struggles of a new challenger, an Infinite delay, and the preservation of memes.
(more…)Rundown (8/02-8/08) The Widescreen Festival

Wherein I discuss my resolution revisions, a pair of anticipated ports, and the woes of Limestone Games.
(more…)Rundown (7/26-8/01) Leaks are Love; Leaks are Life
Wherein I discuss the God-tier gigaleak, a promise most befuddling, and cry like a bug about licensed gacha games.
(more…)Rundown (7/19-7/25) Saturday Morning Lewds
Wherein I discuss a weekly ritual, the eternal battle between order and chaos, a non-definitive definitive edition, a wonderous world of wonderful wonder, the hotness coming to the neXt box, and a return of the plights of a hundred heroes.
(more…)Rundown (7/12-7/19) 500 Summons for an SSR Waifu
Wherein I discuss why I should never gamble with legal tender, sexual misconduct amidst the largest game publisher in the world, a deadly representational misstep, and Paper Mario making me sad.
(more…)Rundown (7/05-7/11) Relaxing Summery Beats
Wherein I discuss the return of a supposed classic, the return of Nina Struthers and friends, a curious international business investment, and a golden game bringing in golden results.
(more…)Rundown (6/28-7/04) Busy with the Bitz
Wherein I discuss the downfall of thuggery, a potential price hike, and a wonderful animated world.
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